Chris Allington: SLAP THE BAG!
6% ABV
N/A IBU
38 Ratings
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Brad Darnell is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Seven's Gate Taproom
Heavy phenolic funk, medium tart cherry, light neutral malt, earthy and farmhouse, lactic acidity is low, and soft, nearly still carbonation. Light body.
Purchased at Coaltrain Wine and Spirits
Earned the Fruits of Your Labor (Level 14) badge!
bri hillmer is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Earned the Verified Adventure (Level 78) badge!
Earned the Fruits of Your Labor (Level 30) badge!
Aaron Gregor is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Earned the Brewery Pioneer (Level 49) badge!
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Jonathon Glover is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Beer:30
Better prison wine
Purchased at Beer:30
Taster
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Robert Keplinger is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer
First bag in a box offering. Funky cherries. Fun to try but I miss carb.
Steven Peach is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Bedford, TX
Lambic from a box! Funky aroma, cherry juice. Refreshing summer beer.
Earned the Silence of the Lambics (Level 3) badge!
Matthew Wiseley is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer
Beer in a bag! Quite fun! Sadly there's no box or bag serving style option
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Stephanie Wiser is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer
Love the packaging
Earned the American Craft Beer Week (2021) badge!
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Jaime Irv is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Earned the Untappd at Home (Level 3) badge!
Earned the Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 5) badge!
Earned the Verified Adventure (Level 3) badge!
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Scott K is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Ashley F is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Earned the Silence of the Lambics (Level 6) badge!
Jacob is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Clank and beer
Bottle
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Earned the Silence of the Lambics (Level 7) badge!
Mike Rieger is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Purchased at Primitive Beer
Growler
Mike Rieger is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
The last of it. The box held up really well and the cherry flavor was good to the end. Excellent work by Primitive.
Purchased at Primitive Beer
Growler
Gary P is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at bkk thai food
Nice smooth tart funky treat. Funk 3, tart 1, fruit
James Tweed is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer
Beer in a box 🍒👌🏻
Purchased at Primitive Beer
Mike Rieger is drinking an Eternity of Gibberish by Primitive Beer at Untappd at Home
Such a deliciously solid beer. Low/no carb, but sings with a nice tartness and bold finish.
Purchased at Primitive Beer
Growler
Earned the Growl the Growler badge!
Light, slightly funky, not over the top tart.