Elio's Wine Warehouse

A Belgian trader brought fruit, spices & other foreign goods to exchange with the island's inhabitants who warmly welcomed the foreign wheat as farmers of limited land, which they already cultivated intensively in the face of such scarce supply of space.

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Earned the Hopped Down (Level 98) badge!

Perched above the earth, the aging avian used the power line for a support from which to watch fruits grow from sweet to bitter before restarting the growth cycle as the sun started to set softly on the bird enjoying the wire in the twilight of his youth.

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After a tender moment in March & baking in the maternal oven, the little loaf of joy was delivered to the warmth of mother & father in October after a summer of sweet together time that saw the duo nurture the creation from conception through to fruition.

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The adventures of a pubescent boy coming of age made for a sitcom stalwart that chronicled the bittersweet moments of an ordinary family making its way through the everyday drama of lives being lived out in the land of good & plenty: a suburb in America.

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Feeling frisky & forward, St Bretta sought the company of a clean gentleman who went onto produce bodily sensations that were at once satiating & funky, just as the lady in need indeed wanted from her paramour: a confluence of availability & opportunity.

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The notorious after party found sweet specimens displaying their ripe fruits for the road-weary, sour artists who felt entitled to the locally-grown produce that grouped together after the show in hopes of being picked out for a night of on-tour passion.

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Even after fiat claimers told the brewer to shutter his livelihood for the sake of his community, the yeast tender harnessed his 4 essential workers to concoct a smooth creation for consumers seeking scientifically-altered H2O fermented with hops & malts.

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Earned the National Independent Beer Run Day (2021) badge!

On the road to fleeting happiness the couple crushed the hopes & dreams of many American savers whose riches were absconded with when the team of thieves stuck up any & all banksters on a honeymoon of mayhem; the lovers' pleasures were the lawmen's pains.

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Earned the Growl the Growler (Level 17) badge!

Luscious memorable shades of gray pervaded the sensually-minded St Bretta who reminisced between sips of champagne on the night she spent under the mossy boughs of a funky swamp tree, wrapped up by the smooth body of her pleasure partner & coitus creator.

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An annexation of the new client state left a wake of charred lands for the Poles to rebuild & regrow over time though they never forgot, even as the farmers' hops, native grains, local water & yeast all comprised ales for the consuming, ruling Ruskies.

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Earned the Heavy Weight (Level 62) badge!

With the ease of a practiced practitioner, the stout Pole performed his portly duties of moving the light luggage of the rich bourgeoisie out of their carriage while enjoying the meshing of last night's meal of meat mixed with that morning's smoky coffee.

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Earned the Beer of the World (Level 22) badge!

A man-purse loaded up with cheap Bourbon accompanied the coffee-swilling cool kid motoring through traffic with a pet pussy in tow to impress his pals with once the the faux lumberjack, reaking of woodsiness, arrived at the parlor for his latest tattooing

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Earned the Beyond a Shadow of a Stout (Level 49) badge!

An arduous immigration from the motherland landed the immigrant from India under the indigo sky of a verdant state where dark berries grew ripe for the picking & sweet fruit ripened in orchards owned & operated by the immigrants of yesteryears long ago.

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The wet conduit conveyed the merchant downstream with a precious load of cargo from the farmers whose produce of grains, fruit & spices nourished the consumers thanks to the entrepreneur who enjoyed the float while daydreaming of earning future profits.

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Earned the Keep Your Wits About You (Level 9) badge!

The first pinch noticed came sweetly; the second followed with more force, spicily; & the final one embittered him toward the clawed creature whose playfulness spanned from fun, to evocative, but ended up annoying--her juiciness was not worth his squeeze.

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Earned the 2X (Level 61) badge!

Earned the Haze for Days (Level 27) badge!

An overdue awakening brought a morning of creaminess in the mouth past the hungry in-taking lips, which went onto ingest a fruit juicy blend with blueberry pancakes to wash down the first calories of the day: the delightful morning's oral h'ors d'oeuvres.

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