Left with the feeling of having mistakenly purchased a bag of soured lemons, the suitor regretted his heavy-handed pursuit of the salty siren whose tart & dry demeanor outweighed her otherwise striking physical attributes, which had lured her in many men.
Purchased at Pete's Package Too
With constant light, the question was not whether plants would grow in the Wiregrass Region; the only question was what ought to be planted in the dry earth, which went nuts once a beetle began feasting on cotton covering the fertile fields of farmlands.
Purchased at Folklore Brewing & MeaderyEarned the Keep Your Wits About You (Level 10) badge!
An unfulfilled pining for funky flavors left the farmer tasting sour apples after seeking out a champagne companion who failed to materialize no matter how sweet the fruits bestowed by the suitors seeking to satiate their dry palates with some white light
Purchased at Bottle Paradise
Powered by the hearty grains of many sweet granola bars, the hunter stalked his prey through a clean forest step by step as the light waned one late summer evening until the kill shot presented itself for the taking, which resulted in the moose's harvest.
Purchased at Filet & VineEarned the World Pint (2023) badge!
The sweet sounds could be heard from the flowing headwaters, from which flowed clean water down a clear creek into a slow-moving river that wound its way through a green meadow hosting a well-attended musical festival during the peak of the summer season.
Purchased at Filet & VineEarned the Crisp as Day (Level 39) badge!