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Stuart M. is drinking a Lagunitas Sucks by Lagunitas Brewing Company at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

A pleasant malty body, smooth but with hints of old-fashioned varnish. Is that rye? I’m not confidant I recognise rye. There is some citrus fruitiness, like overcooked Oxford marmalade. And there is bitterness. We do like our bitterness, eh?

Purchased at Malthouse

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Wed, 23 May 2018 04:10:17 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Jonny W.: Lagunitas must be confident to name a beer 'sucks'.

Wed, 23 May 2018 09:35:06 +0000

Stuart M.: Jonny W. You betcha!

Wed, 23 May 2018 09:36:17 +0000

Stuart M. is drinking a Lagunitas Sucks by Lagunitas Brewing Company at Malthouse

I pulled the sweaty budyonovka from my head as I left down from the tachanka! One of the Red cavalrymen handed me ... this! Beer is situational, and Wrangel’s White riff-raff were fleeing. Hints of varnish and resin, smooth and malty. As bitter as defeat.

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Earned the Malthouse (Level 17) badge!

Earned the I Believe in IPA! (Level 97) badge!

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Wed, 23 May 2018 02:18:04 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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DCon: Hahaha!

Wed, 23 May 2018 03:06:58 +0000

Stuart M.: DCon 🍻

Wed, 23 May 2018 03:17:11 +0000

Y B.: Good use of budyonovka. Vrangel is also a good mention :)

Wed, 23 May 2018 10:59:42 +0000

Stuart M. is drinking a BILLFISH APA by Bach Brewing at Malthouse

Having soundly beaten Captain Najork and his hired sportsmen at womble, muck and sneedball, Tom felt he deserved a pint!

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Stuart M. is drinking a Cheech & Chong Fresh Hop IPA by Behemoth Brewing Company at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

LCI. Saving those whales is hard work, funky mama! All those seals to shoot ...

Purchased at New World

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Stuart M. is drinking a Green Fog by Panhead Custom Ales at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

LCI. The room filled with a dank greenish miasma when I ripped of the tab. There emerged from the haze a green creature of prodigious proportions, redolent of crushed pine needles, sticky buds and Classy Fufu’s fruit salad. Then the bitterness hit ...

Purchased at New World

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Stuart M. is drinking a City of the Wind by Choice Bros Brewing at Husk

Sweet Baby Jesus in velvet pants, this is going down a treat! A tropical fruity marmalade assault followed by a resinous bitterness. Then, Hopburps for Africa!

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Stuart M. is drinking a Hoptron APA by Boneface at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

Jolly good show, lads! shouted the choleric major, sweating beneath his pith helmet. The skirmishers rose as one, surging through the pine trees, crushing the new grass under foot. Then, the enemy pelted them with grapefruit! The rout was bitter!

Purchased at New World

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Sun, 20 May 2018 08:36:37 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Y B.: I like the colour. By the way Alex C didn't approve my friend request, yet, so can't approve of the banditrette dolphin gag :)

Mon, 21 May 2018 10:39:55 +0000

Stuart M.: Y B. Thanks! I’ll mention it when I next see him.

Tue, 22 May 2018 01:45:22 +0000

Stuart M. is drinking a Hopfinity by Tuatara Brewery at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

I remember drinking something like this with Colonel Piat in a Bessarabian brothel when we were on the run from Nestor Makhno’s Cossacks. Hop citrusness that scrapes the gizzard as assertively as a bodgie at a rock dance. Citrus rind, resin, biscuit.

Purchased at New World

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Y B.: Nestor Makhno was a remarkable guy. Not as fanatical as Ukrainian nationalists, he knew common people and could organise them to be a force.

Tue, 22 May 2018 10:15:22 +0000

Y B.: He is also credited with the invention of tachanka. Stuart, you should find a song on YouTube about tachanka.

Tue, 22 May 2018 10:16:37 +0000

Stuart M.: Y B. I knew about his being credited with inventing tachanka. I’ll look at Youtube.

Tue, 22 May 2018 20:29:25 +0000

Y B.: How's YouTube going?

Wed, 23 May 2018 11:01:31 +0000

Stuart M.: Y B. I watched and listened to two. The second was best, had animations and subtitles!

Wed, 23 May 2018 11:37:47 +0000

Alex C.: Stuart M. Wow, I thought you'd have passed out by now! 🍻 More beer in yer cup General MacPiat

Wed, 23 May 2018 11:39:06 +0000

Stuart M. is drinking a Hopportunity by Behemoth Brewing Company at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

Urenui Storsnopp, the bodgie, visited Sweden. Went to a rock dance in Fufusfors where he met Elsa, rött hår och svart läder, hans favoritfärgschema. He toldher about this beer; seductive pine nose. Malty launchpad for a citrus-bitter mouthsmash!

Purchased at New World

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Stuart M. is drinking a Rata by Parrotdog at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

Elsa, den vackra Vikinga kvinnan från Gränsfors, rött hår och svart läder, mitt favoritfärgschema. Skål! In i dimman!

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Sun, 20 May 2018 04:48:33 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Alex C.: Stuart M. I've heard Fufusfors has the classiest looking Sheilas.

Sun, 20 May 2018 07:09:46 +0000

Alex C.: Stuart M. And "Fufu Rapids" is a reference to the beating of the young men's hearts...

Sun, 20 May 2018 07:46:12 +0000

Stuart M.: Alex C. Abso-bloody-lutely!

Sun, 20 May 2018 07:51:27 +0000

Anders N.: GränSfors, which belongs to Gnarp (we don't gnarl our teeth, as do Upperhutters). Gräns means border, so the rapids marks end of territory.

Sun, 20 May 2018 07:52:32 +0000

Stuart M.: Anders N. Hahaha! Thank you (genuinely) for the laguage lesson. Obvious. One of my favourite Finnish films has a name like that.

Sun, 20 May 2018 09:31:36 +0000

Stuart M.: Anders N. I will have to do extra homework. Gnarp? Is that dead rude in Swedish?

Sun, 20 May 2018 09:33:11 +0000

Stuart M. is drinking a Detonator by JuiceHead Beer at Malthouse

As floral as Classy Fufu’s garden, as sweet as her little sister, as fruity as Danny La Rue, as juicy as, well, as a juicy thing. Pitko but it wouldn’t suit the spetsnats.

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Stuart M. is drinking a Hey Mama by Heyday Beer Co. at Heyday Beer Co

Aware of the smell of his damp socks and the crushed grass underfoot, the axe-weilding Viking from Gränsköping tightened his grip on his flute, took another pull on his beer, and returned to his pillaging. Grapefruit käftsmäll on solid malty base. Straaf!

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Rickard: If only you had put 'wielding' ... 😉

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:24:31 +0000

Stuart M.: Rickard I ran out of space. 😂😂😂

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:25:30 +0000

Anders N.: And Gränsfors is not a köping! It's a pretty place but out in the Nordanstig boondocks. However, the axeware is worldclass!

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:29:10 +0000

Rickard: 😂

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:32:36 +0000

Stuart M.: Anders N. You’re rather sensitive when uncouth foreigners mock Boonsfors, aren’t you? Sorry to offend, Petal!

Sun, 20 May 2018 03:34:29 +0000

Stuart M.: Anders N. But I believe you’ll be the first to win the Brewlitzer Prize!

Sun, 20 May 2018 03:56:20 +0000

Stuart M. is drinking a Boss Level by Garage Project at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

Tearing the can open with his teeth, the bogatyr gulped this nectar down. His nostrils quivered at the scent of pine trees. Then, like a band of rampaging Cossacks, the intense dense citrus mouthsmash crashed into his tastbuds. He savoured the hopburps.

Purchased at Garage Project

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Blocker: Hahaha

Sun, 20 May 2018 01:24:27 +0000

Stuart M.: Blocker 🍻

Sun, 20 May 2018 01:25:12 +0000

Davis W.: 👏🏻 🍻

Sun, 20 May 2018 03:29:14 +0000

Alex C.: ...then ate the entire foreleg of a smoked boar that he had strangled with his bare hands.

Sun, 20 May 2018 03:55:57 +0000

Stuart M. is drinking a Love & Affection by Epic Brewing Company at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

It exhales a magnificent miasma of passionfruit but then insinuating is the faint reek of damp socks. Rather light grapefruit fruitiness and less-than-generous maltiness.

Purchased at New World Thorndon

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Sat, 19 May 2018 10:41:49 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Stuart M. is drinking a Thornbridge Hall Imperial Raspberry Stout by Thornbridge Brewery at Anabaptist Holy Roller Laundromat, Bar And Grill

A vinous raspberry and fruits confits nose. As sweet as Classy Fufu’s little sister but richly velvety like Classy Fufu herself. Christmas pudding and sweet sherry notes leavened by the tartness of raspberry. Solid darkly roasted maltiness.

Purchased at Malthouse

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Evan C.: Beautiful! In the running for the Brewlitzer prize!

Sat, 19 May 2018 09:25:41 +0000

Stuart M.: Evan C. 🍻

Sat, 19 May 2018 22:37:16 +0000

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