Jimbo pulled off his one woollen sock, his nose wrinkled at the smell, blended with the pine resin he’d walked in. He sucked back a deep draft of Classy Fufu’s fruit cocktail; sweet citrus dominated but there were also notes of berries. And biscuits.
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 10:08:35 +0000
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Bobo Bonobo MBeer: Bobo wants to meet Jimbo!
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 11:50:49 +0000 Reportdan_i _am: Jimbo likes that a pair of socks lasts twice as long. He hasn’t done sock laundry since the incident that took his leg & left him impotent.
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 11:58:57 +0000 ReportBobo Bonobo MBeer: Jimbo VIP? very impotent person? So Jimbo cannot perform like Red Hot Chili Peppers with socks?
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:00:41 +0000 Reportdan_i _am: Bobo B. Not since the INCIDENT. The bullet came so close, he has an enlargement psychosis. Thus, no Action Jimbo, is what the ladies say.
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:11:15 +0000 ReportBobo Bonobo MBeer: No bimbo for Jimbo? Bobo feels sorry for him...
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:13:20 +0000 ReportTrimbo : I don’t remember eating biscuits with mum’s fruit cocktail. But I was younger then.
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 12:20:49 +0000 Reportdan_i _am: Bobo B. No bimbo for Jimbo is very sad. On the bright side, Jimbo have more beer money. Always a golden shower at the end of the rainbow.
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 15:49:38 +0000 ReportBobo Bonobo MBeer: dan i am speak words of wisdom, Bobo thinks...
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 16:13:50 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Bobo B. We’ll meet up with Jimbo when you come home for Christmas. Jimbo can show you his amputated leg. He keeps it in the poolroom.
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:05:32 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: dan i am I think Jimbo was impotent before the leg incident.
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:06:26 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Russell you really missed out!
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:08:24 +0000 Reportdan_i _am: Stuart M. I wouldn’t know!
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:51:31 +0000 Reportdan_i _am: Cheri I like your style!
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 22:51:56 +0000 ReportBobo Bonobo MBeer: Cheri socks of Stuart M. Always damp and smelly!
Tue, 18 Dec 2018 23:21:20 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Cheri yes. Jimbo’s sock was damp after a day driving his courier van.
Wed, 19 Dec 2018 06:00:39 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Bobo B. Listen, Wee Hootie, we keep some things within the family. I mean, you wouldn’t want me discussing your hygiene lapses in public.
Wed, 19 Dec 2018 06:03:12 +0000 Report