Scubettas: Well his lawyer advised him not to do it…

dan_i _am is drinking an Albino Rhino by Prairie Artisan Ales at Oklahoma City museum Of Art Roof Bar
I don’t know what this beer is. It makes the claim to be a stout with coffee, chocolate and vanilla. However, it’s not dark, not burnt, had no head, has no chocolate taste, has a a glance of coffee and a stare of vanilla. And I keep asking, why?
Purchased at Louie's Grill & Bar

dan_i _am is drinking a Painted Lady by Yellowhammer Brewing at Untappd at Home
As a tattooed dude, I always enjoy can art that honors the ink. Also, I’m a homer. So, when a local brewer puts out an excellent product, I’m happy to hype it. This is what a pale ale should be: lite, crisp, tasty, smooth, refreshing. Stuff the beach bag.
Purchased at Publix




Scubettas: …said it wouldn’t stand 🆙 in court…🤤👍🏼🍻
Stuart MacDiarmid: Your Honour, the complainant would like to call upon a fluffer!
Anders Norell: With that title, the awarded badge should be corrected to "For the Man"
dan_i _am: Gentlemen, my tits shall remain private…damn autocorrect! What I meant is…none of you weirdos will ever see my tits! Damn! Tats!
Stuart MacDiarmid: Anders N. Hush you fool! Nobody should EVER refer to any b****s (🦡) that Lootenant Dan reluctantly acquires!

dan_i _am is drinking a Vision Board Mixed Berry Sour by Crosstown Brewing Company at Create Your Own Candy Bar
I think I’m getting jaded. I’m just not finding sours sour enough. Seems like we moved from Sours, to Sweet & Sour, and now we’ve reached SWEET & sour. I’m probably just a fuddy-duddy. But I’m growing weary of beer that tastes like candy. But crushable.
Purchased at Candymonium
dan_i _am: Stuart M. Wow! A serious response! Is this you, Stu? Are you ill? 😂
Stuart MacDiarmid: dan_i _. I'm having a bad day. My thromborax is inflamed from too much rorting ...
dan_i _am: Stuart M. Much better! I learned a word!
Stuart MacDiarmid: dan_i _. Well, as they say, birds of a feather smell the same ...
Anders Norell: Sours aside, that glass beside the beer is gorgeous 👍 candy crisscross galore 🌈🍭
Stuart MacDiarmid: Anders N. Mrs Dan has really good taste. Perhaps not so much in men, but in matters of aesthetics she's a boss!

dan_i _am is drinking a Paradise Punch Sour: V1 by Hi-Wire Brewing at Ka'anapali Tiki Bar
In the dark ages when I was a lad, Hawaiian Punch drink came in a big ol’ honking can that you opened with the sharp end of a church key. I put my lips to many of those cans and drank that sugary goodness. This beer tastes like that but not as sweet.
Purchased at Ippy's Hawaiian Barbeque
Carley Evans: Sounds a bit weird…
dan_i _am: Carley E. Yeah. Fruit punch with a little alcohol. Hi Wire can do better.
Emmanuel: Jeazus, that is one big chugjug🫡🫣🍻
Carley Evans: dan_i _. I know they can! 🍺

dan_i _am is drinking a Sweet Baby Banana! by DuClaw Brewing Company at Fat Boy's Bar-B-Que Ranch
Don’t you hate it when a favorite brewer produces what promises to be a kick-ass beer then fails to deliver? When DuClaw says banana has been added to the chocolate and peanut butter in their signature sweet baby porter, I salivate. But it’s bland. Lacks.
Purchased at Alabama Dumpster Service
Stuart MacDiarmid: dan_i _. Even I have heard of this Babe Ruth person.
dan_i _am: Stuart M. How about, even Dan Carter didn’t have a great kick every time.
Stuart MacDiarmid: dan_i _. 👏👏👏
dan_i _am: Cintia M. You are too funny!!! 😂 👏
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dan_i _am: jim r. Too often! 😂
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 21:06:31 +0000 Report
Stuart MacDiarmid: "White stout" is an oxymoron in my opinion.
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 22:05:43 +0000 Report
Stuart MacDiarmid: DaddyO I spent too long repeating the name: where I live we use the British pronunciation of "albino" - albeeno. So I understand the name but think "Aaaw! Cute name doesn't roll of the tongue properly here!" 🍻
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:35:13 +0000 Report
dan_i _am: Stuart M. Yep! However, if it was a success, I would say well done. 🍻
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:36:34 +0000 Report
Stuart MacDiarmid: dan_i _. Oh yes! Definitely! If it works, then I'm perfectly willing to change my fossilised antediluvian opinions.
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:50:17 +0000 Report