Constantine is Charlemagne

The Conspiracy
As we all know, the past is hazy. According to Phantom Time Theory, there was no Charlemagne. Some would say that he did exist in a sense but that many ancient rulers, including Constantine and Charlemagne, were actually the guises of an immortal entity. Seeing as the immortal being known as Keanu was Constantine, it’s reasonable to think they were the historical basis for the fictional Charlemagne. Countless modern studies have proven that human remembrance is perhaps the least reliable form of testimony. Phantom Time hypothesizer Heribert Illig argues the Carolingian period never even happened. How certain can we be about our history? How can we test the veracity of accounts we’ve inherited? Carbon-14 dating? Ha! What we need is Fortean dating! Thankfully, clandestine scientist-cleric Fr. Pellegrino Ernetti (with help from Fermi, Von Braun, Oppenheimer, and others) developed the Chronovisor to view and verify past events. Now we just need the Pope to let us borrow it. How ‘bout it, Pontifex?

The Beer
This duplicitous DIPA is the bigger, bolder version of the fantastic Phantom Time IPA. In the past, rulers came, and rulers went. Some reigned long, some reigned short, and some only reigned in legends and history books. Who knows? Good, bad, or imagined, no ancient king ever had a DIPA with this much Mosaic, El Dorado, and Belma hops unleashing tropical fruit and piney hop loveliness reminding us the best time to be drinking beer is right now! Show Less