Get In Loser

Canned on 5/23/23

West Coast IPA

We’re driving a clear, pithy, bitter vehicle down to Paso Robles and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US. But you know who can? Chinook. And Citra. Also Amarillo. Ok fine Mosaic too. OMG, hold on though… open the windows - you all smell like baby prostitutes! Listen, we don’t want to pull a Miss Nordberry and totally push this beer on you, but it’s pretty fetch. The notes of tangerine and pineapple and grapefruit and pine trees and Aaron Samuel’s armpit will make this beer so popular, it’ll totally get more candy grams than Glen Coco himself. This IPA is flawless. It has two fendi purses and a silver Lexus. We hear the recipe is insured for ten thousand dollars. We heard it does car commercials… IN JAPAN. It’s a total regulation hottie. It WILL butter your muffin. So we’ll leave you with one final question: How many pints of this IPA can you enjoy? Answer: The limit does not exist.
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