Santa Santa Santa

He knows if you’ve been bad or good. It’s kind of creepy actually, if you think about it. He’s in your house, poking around, looking at your stuff. He might have a twinkle in his eye, merry dimples and shake when he laughs like a bowlful of jelly but don’t let appearances fool you. He knows exactly what you asked for and he has a comprehensive list of your activities. Where is he getting his information? Does he work at Google? And anyway, how did he get in my house? I don’t even have a chimney! It’s all deeply suspicious if you ask me. But who cares? He’s Santa and that means you get free stuff…don’t ask questions.

This sweet and viscous Imperial Stout is loaded with irresponsible amounts of Cocoa, Coconut, Vanilla and White Rum. Show Less