Beer List
IPA - New England / Hazy
Far over the Misty Mountains tall we made this hazy IPA for all creatures to enjoy. From the deep it comes to bathe the sky in its fine fog. Worth the… Read More
IPA - Milkshake
You must understand young hobbit: it takes a long time to brew anything while speaking Old Entish. And we never brew anything unless it is worth taking… Read More
IPA - Milkshake
Beauty is in the eye of this orange creamsicle inspired milkshake IPA. Take a drink and become one with the elder orbs. Xanathar approved.
Blonde / Golden Ale - Other
What's this you've stumbled upon? A shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee and vanilla... and a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging… Read More
Lager - Mexican
Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One… Read More
IPA - New England / Hazy
Deep within the Lost Woods, the Kokiri Forest is known to be a source of life and order. But out here, it's a direct link to relaxation and fresh hops.… Read More
Pale Ale - New England / Hazy
This hazy pale ale fuels all of the teensy folk that guard the gardens across the globe. Put on your pointiest hat and get to sittin'. Gnome sayin'? Gnome… Read More
IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy
Jimmy Squarefoot is half pig, half man, and all pigman. He hobbles out of the Isle of Man looking for his long lost New England IPA. Lucky for him, we… Read More
Porter - American
Aguamenti! Or probably beer-amenti. Look, it's Harry Potter and it's a porter. Everyone likes both. So take a trip on the Hogwarts Express and ride the… Read More
Stout - Imperial / Double Pastry
Mere mortals quake at the sight of the murderous monster. That is, until they have a taste of this sweet stout. Inspired by a Clark bar and a cuddly wuddly… Read More
IPA - Milkshake
Created by Yavanna for the Great Journey, lembas, or waybread, can sustain adventurers through the longest of travels. Made by the elves, it can't be… Read More
Sour - Fruited Berliner Weisse
Fee, Fi, Fo, and Fum's festive fluid friend, The Blood of an Englishman brings a choice cherry conclusion to Jack's journey to giant land. Don't forget… Read More
IPA - Milkshake
Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. Well, I shouldn't have a straw because this milkshake is an IPA. No one should… Read More
Stout - Imperial / Double Pastry
"It was I who languished for years thinking of nothing but you, nothing but this moment...and now the perfect tool for my vengeance is in front of us.… Read More
Stout - Imperial / Double Pastry
It may be tough to pronounce, but it definitely isn't tough to drink. Brobdingnagian is as huge as the word describes. It's the best way to start off… Read More
Stout - Imperial / Double Pastry
As Geralt of Rivia once taught us, choosing the lesser of evils can be a recipe for disaster. That's why this recipe chose neutrality, using both chocolate… Read More
Stout - Imperial / Double Pastry
From the wilds of Northern Germany, an undead horror rises to haunt the living. A recently deceased person with their name on their burial clothing, open… Read More
Sour - Smoothie / Pastry
Jumbee, jumbie, mendo, or chongo: whatever you call it, it's a demon and it's coming for you. You can ward him off by putting shoes outside your door,… Read More
Sour - Fruited Berliner Weisse
For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. The charm of this potent purple potion will fill your heart with joy and bring a little… Read More
Sour - Fruited Berliner Weisse
If you made it this far, you clearly found the courage to outwit the giant. We knew you could do it, and we never once doubted you. It was definitely… Read More
Stout - Imperial / Double Pastry
Raised by Utu, guardian of the Cedar Forest, comes the giant namesake of a giant stout: Humbaba (Coconut Coffee Vanilla) shall blot out the sun.
Lager - American
The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.
This Is Not the Beer You're Looking For
Stout - Imperial / Double Pastry
You've been sitting in your local cantina, drinking since sunrise. You left your droid in your vehicle. It's 100 degrees outside, and you swear you can… Read More
Sour - Fruited Berliner Weisse
Alright, that might have been some bad advice. Now you're stuck in a castle and a giant is rambling about the blood of an Englishman and grinding bones.… Read More