Beer List
Pale Ale - New England / Hazy
Some people say they don't like hazy pale ales. They reckon they look weird, or that the massive fruit flavours are too intense. Some other people say… Read More
IPA - American
Because you need an IPA, don’t you? You do. I mean a brewery needs an IPA, sure, that’s just basic business sense. But you, the people, you need this… Read More
IPA - Red
Flavour notes for this one go: “mahogany goodness with mango, melon and mandarin on the nose, and pineapple...” – ah, whatever, I don't have my reading… Read More
Brown Ale - Other
Welcome aboard the HMS Mean Bounty. As you might have guessed, it's generally about the chocolate and coconut (which is possibly a fruit), and this Raspberry… Read More
Pale Ale - New Zealand
Good lord, these tasting notes. "Pours a light gold", okay well that is literally true. "Aromas of lime with hints of pine and earthiness", I mean...… Read More
IPA - New England / Hazy
You ever see the 1980s Dune film? The David Lynch one? Most people say it was confusing. Me, I loved it. Anyway, you know the scene where they "fold space"… Read More
Stout - Milk / Sweet
Horchata: you might have heard of it. Or else you're a dumb prole like me, someone's dropping the term "Horchata Stout" on you and you're like "wut".… Read More
IPA - New England / Hazy
Yeah I know, it’s another hazy. And it’s got an 80s-reference name. But this isn’t us “playing the hits”. This is us making the hits. This is the best… Read More
Wheat Beer - Hefeweizen
Craft beer is a challenging game. Once you've fought your way through the fruit level - all those dive-bombing berry sours, the grapefruit hazies falling… Read More
Porter - English
This one is easy going (NB a porter, not a stout). It's sessionable, you've got a mild thing happening here; bittersweet, a bit chocolate-y. You could… Read More
Pale Ale - New England / Hazy
Here's that creamy raspberry hazy you've been hanging out for. It tastes like sweetness and cool synthesisers. Drink this mid-strength offering if you're… Read More
IPA - American
We thought we'd make another IPA. There's nothing wrong with our other IPAs, we just thought we'd make something a touch... softer. This one is still… Read More
IPA - Imperial / Double
Presenting the debut of a new talent. Last week Michael was just an ordinary 12 year old boy with big dreams of someday becoming a craft brewer. But after… Read More
Lager - Pale
The Tarahumara people of North Western Mexico are famed for their running ability. You've probably heard of these guys, yeah? They stay up all night drinking… Read More
Wheat Beer - American Pale Wheat
Where do you draw the line, between a lager and a wheat beer? Does it matter? Do you need to draw lines between everything? You seem anxious about this.… Read More
Sour - Other
Yeah, we're releasing a Friday the 13th themed beer on Halloween. Yeah, I know, I know. All you horror geeks will be having conniptions over this. I tried… Read More
IPA - American
From the people who brewed you Mean Tropical Stout, and the tired, hungover copywriter who brought you the notes for... Mean Tropical Stout comes this… Read More
Brown Ale - Other
I know you've got a thing against brown ales, so I'm not even going to try and sell you this one. That's a shame, you know, because this beer is frikkin'… Read More
Sour - Fruited
Not everyone is on board the sour beer party train. It's understandable. Sour beers can taste like having your gums excoriated by a trainee dentist. Not… Read More
IPA - Triple New England / Hazy
This is like our triple mega hazy. It's quite the thing. And I know, I know, it's strong - but come on, this is Beervana. You knew this was going to happen.… Read More
Pale Ale - New Zealand
Here it comes, gatecrashing your office parties this summer - GRUBER, the latest offering in our line of high-class ales. Gruber is a New Zealand-style… Read More
IPA - New England / Hazy
My girlfriend still hasn't seen The Lost Boys. Can you imagine? I keep renting the VHS, she just won't watch it. Well now we have this beer, with its… Read More
Mean Imperial Stout: Whisky Barrel Aged
Stout - Imperial / Double
You were wondering, eh. You were like: "I wonder when Mean Doses is gonna make a mean-as stout, all smooth and chocolatey and barrelly?" Or else you don't… Read More
Pale Ale - New Zealand
Coming at you with the power of 12 D Energizers, this fresh hop IPA uses Motueka and Riwaka hops to represent the Manichean struggle between Love (the… Read More