Haze Bro Intervention
Sunken Silo Brew Works
IPA - Cold
Hey Bud, First and foremost we’re here because we care about you. We’ve always cared about you. We’ve watched you grow and evolve ever since your Facebook… Read More
Hey Bud,
First and foremost we’re here because we care about you. We’ve always cared about you. We’ve watched you grow and evolve ever since your Facebook bottle share group took that trip to Vermont and loaded up the Subaru to the brim with Heady Topper. Who could blame you? A full-bodied beer, bursting with tropical flavors, and none of the pallet burning bitterness your poor uncles dealt with during the west coast IPA craze of the early 2000’s. It was new, it was exciting, but none of us had any idea how dangerous it was at the time.
Every generation has their own struggles. Your Grandpa and even your dad had so few options when they were your age. Mass produced adjunct lagers were the flavor of the day. Occasionally an imported beer would find its way to a local tap or bottle shop but “that stuff is for yuppies and foreigners” grandpa would mutter. In fact, it wasn’t until the early 90’s that you could reliably find a well-made American Pale Ale on the shelves. That’s what we want you to understand. You are so lucky! Around every corner at small breweries and on curated bottle shop shelves, flavor, originality, and innovation abound.
It has become difficult for all of us to watch you spend entire Saturdays standing around an industrial complex in Brooklyn handing over your hard-earned money for an over-priced four pack (limit two). For goodness sake bro, someone was stabbed in that very line less than a year ago! We’re sorry, sometimes our emotions get the best of us… Read Less