kobold k.: skin and pulp separate, the Soul skips back to Holy Home with its Harrowed crown of thorns made whole.
kobold k. is drinking a Widowmaker IPA by Backcountry Brewing
with crust-ducks in pursuit, Apocalypse sails its sesame leaf bark hurriedly over pear groves alive as waters flood almost unnaturally.
kobold k. is drinking a Colour & Shape by Superflux Beer Company
could be grave, could be birth: the tangled citrus arms around a vegetable core while every hue trumpets the Consecration of Constance.
kobold k. is drinking an Elemental Series Wild IPA by Category 12 Brewing
sugar apostasy, or the sweet conversion to tart-tongued truths declared by wounds unusually soothed by a lemon-vinegar weed welcomed unusual
kobold k. is drinking a Hoptimum (2019) by Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.
red-log handled, sap salivating axe; soap slivers from an afternoon of confronting brute trees, sweat and boulders; a Titan's pine lozenge.
Earned the American Craft Beer Week (2019) badge!
Earned the Middle of the Road (Level 38) badge!
Earned the Hopped Up (Level 11) badge!
Earned the I Believe in IPA! (Level 29) badge!
kobold k. is drinking a Trailbreaker Pale Ale by Backcountry Brewing
disrupted road of moist, pink vegetable skins exuding incomplete explanations; a hovering constancy, like the sugar-cedar lipped hummingbird
Earned the The Great White North (Level 52) badge!
kobold k. is drinking a Widowmaker IPA by Backcountry Brewing
sacramental breads steaming on the palms of acolytes kneeling within a cirlce of gloom blossoms; spirit kite's prayer juice and candle wax.
kobold k. is drinking an Outdoorsy by Steel & Oak Brewing Co.
attic wood, torn rag-walls remembering a sense of breeze; the cloying agent in sticky memory, and the single, sharp tooth exciting its pain.
kobold k. is drinking a Widowmaker IPA by Backcountry Brewing
sorceress breath: elemental tree tops, Eden overturned, uncanny smoke from preternatural herbs; citrus pulp smelted and forged into coins.
kobold k. is drinking a Springboard IPA by Sooke Oceanside Brewery
rusted pinecone armor sun-spikes; a pile of disenchanted spell-casting tools and bowls; bronze aphrodisiac syrup stains and bitter cracks.
kobold k. is drinking a Go Easy by Beere Brewing Company
the alchemical calculations for undecaying sun-juice fruit...
kobold k. is drinking a Go Easy by Beere Brewing Company
pineapple poetry, orange omniscience, mango magnificence, and lemon lushness all more potent than their imported produce similes.
Earned the Pale as the Moon (Level 9) badge!
kobold k. is drinking a Holz Pils by Four Winds Brewing
bamboo furniture forest floor; half mouthful of glowing perfumed sweet grass and dirt; thousand year old Chinese apothecary's dusty boxes.
kobold k. is drinking a Goldynwell Folköl by Driftwood Brewery
honey-milk ice chamber haze; deep summer flowers cough yellow; brown lemons sigh across lattices of lavender lace.
Earned the Wheel of Styles (Level 11) badge!
kobold k. is drinking a Full Limit by Boombox Brewing Company
prickly green icicle punctures the primeval juice-thought Brain; oregano flecks flutter from abandoned spice boxes; mildew lifejacket swatch
residual coffee supports a velvet inquiry into succuent metals and powerlines pecked apart by bourbon-bopped and blaring black-heart crows.