Fancy AF

Brilliant white gold in color, a flawless AGS 0 on the clarity scale, and a frothy white hat….this beer is gorgeous. Looks ain’t everything though, so we jam packed this fancy little package with 5lbs per barrel (no need to adjust your monocle, I said 5-pounds-per-barrel-of-beer!!!!) of Amarillo, Centennial, and Loral hops. What you’ll get isn’t the usual dank and grapefruit riff raff. We give you lemon and lime with nuances of floral and earthy spice that are staggeringly similar to white wine. Dry, crisp, and consumable in large quantities (‘cause saying crushable isn’t something a lady or proper gentleman would do).

So have Maxwell bring around the Cadillac, adjust your cumberbun, grab your top hat, ask someone if they have any Grey Poupon…..whatever your thing is. Grab your pint glass, put your pinky out, sip, savor, and feel free to judge that cheeky fellow who has had one to many.
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