Hetero Hop Brothers

Hetero Hop Brothers Brewery was erected in 2012. Basically, it all started with a wet, amber-colored dream. A dream that would allow us to deposit frothy goodness into each others' mouths without the judgement of others. Here at Hetero Hop Brothers, we believe in crafting delicious beer for the 21st century heterosexual male. A beer that can be enjoyed after a sweaty match of Greco-Roman Wrestling, or to cry into while watching The Fault in Our Stars. We use a special hetero-brewing process which involves an intimate male-to-male buddy system overseen by at least two ordained Southern Baptist ministers. This allows us to hold firmly to our hard traditional values. So, young able bodied men of the USA...or Latino...or African...or European nations, come and enjoy the fruits of our labor. Show Less