Wiseacre Brewing Company

Gotta Get Up to Get Down

Stout - Milk / Sweet

Magical natural process beans from the Konga region of Ethiopia lead the way in this intense coffee stout. This rare variety of coffee leads to aromas… Read More

Magical natural process beans from the Konga region of Ethiopia lead the way in this intense coffee stout. This rare variety of coffee leads to aromas of sweet roastiness and blueberry pie flavors. Lactose, or milk sugar, is added along with oats for a silky medium body and a lush finish. Red bull and vodka done the long way. For old men, not teenagers.
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Tiny Bomb

Pilsner - Other

Boom! The soft waters of Pilsen. Czech Republic birthed this classic style centuries ago & the waters from the Artesian wells in Memphis are perfect to… Read More

Boom! The soft waters of Pilsen. Czech Republic birthed this classic style centuries ago & the waters from the Artesian wells in Memphis are perfect to create our own version today. Pow! This beer made is made with German & American pilsner malt and is spiked with 50lbs. of local wildflower honey. There are delicate aromas of sugar & clover wafting forth from this crisp, smooth Pale Lager. Shazam! Read Less

Ananda

IPA - American

Malted and flaked wheat are used to bring body to this classic ale. A downright wasteful amount of Cascade and Centennial hops are used to give this beer… Read More

Malted and flaked wheat are used to bring body to this classic ale. A downright wasteful amount of Cascade and Centennial hops are used to give this beer its aromas of grapefruit rind, mango, and melon. -hoppy, pale, quaffable IPA- Read Less

Oktoberfest: Gemütlichkeit

Märzen

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Adjective Animal

IPA - Imperial / Double

This beer is going to change your life. It is dry hopped twice, in two different vessels, along with a great wasteful pile of hops in the kettle, and… Read More

This beer is going to change your life. It is dry hopped twice, in two different vessels, along with a great wasteful pile of hops in the kettle, and another huge tongue beating heap of hops in the whirlpool. This is as hop forward as it gets. Orange, tangerine, papaya, pine, grapefruit, and mango shall waft forth. Very tropical. Denali, Citra, Falconer’s Flight, and Centennial hops perfection. Grumpy Giraffe, Funny Ferret, Sophisticated Owl, Ostentatious Ocelot, Cantankerous Coatimundi...you know the drill. Read Less

Bow Echo Hazy IPA

IPA - New England / Hazy

When you’ve reached your all time low, you need a parking lot veggie burrito & the warm snuggle of a stranger’s husky (prob named Stash), the winds of… Read More

When you’ve reached your all time low, you need a parking lot veggie burrito & the warm snuggle of a stranger’s husky (prob named Stash), the winds of change may find this beer landing in your hand. A vigorous dry hopping with Mosaic, Citra, Denali, & Centennial hops add tons of citrus and ripe tropical fruit flavor while oats add the fluffy texture. It may look strange, but they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, you won’t regret trying this clouded up version. Your vision may be blurry from staring into life’s bowl of horseshoes or within the thought sausage of unintelligible words inside a glowing book of sleepless dreams, but Bow Echo will help your eyes climb to safety and the chilly water will take care of the rest. Read Less

Starless

Schwarzbier

One time Mr. Raccoon took a long walk through a long field of tall grass. When he got to the edge, there was nothing. It was space. A vacuum. Being an… Read More

One time Mr. Raccoon took a long walk through a long field of tall grass. When he got to the edge, there was nothing. It was space. A vacuum. Being an adventuresome tiny bear rodent, he jumped off, but not into something, into nothing. As he fell through the starless abyss, in swooped Senorita Nighthawk, grabbing him by the neck scruff and flapping him off further into the darkness. There they came upon Archduke Flying Bear, and they all sang a song of bliss and ignorance and beers and laughter before going poof and becoming nothing. This nothing becomes an ethereal smooth dark lager from Thuringia. Read Less

Tarasque

Farmhouse Ale - Saison

The Tarasque was a (most likely) mythical creature that has the head of a lion, six bear legs, a turtle shell, and a scorpion tail. It was probably some… Read More

The Tarasque was a (most likely) mythical creature that has the head of a lion, six bear legs, a turtle shell, and a scorpion tail. It was probably some sort of an insect dinosaur hellbeast. A lady nun sang it to sleep in French Wallonia to end its reign of terror. Our saison leans French but is loaded with Australian hops. Superfruity, blossoming with yeasty spicy aromas, Tarasque is a beast you will want to overcome you, but it will softly sing you to sleep instead. Read Less

Regular

Pale Ale - American

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Puffel

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy

Hazy double juicy IPA. Brewed with Nelson, Sauvin, Citra, and Mosaic hops.

Hazy double juicy IPA. Brewed with Nelson, Sauvin, Citra, and Mosaic hops. Read Less

Memphis Sands

Lager - Helles

From deep within the Earth’s crust, the finest drinking water on the planet springs forth to Memphis. This unique aquifer supplies WISEACRE with the most… Read More

From deep within the Earth’s crust, the finest drinking water on the planet springs forth to Memphis. This unique aquifer supplies WISEACRE with the most necessary of ingredients for the production of crisp, light-colored lager. The rains that fell to earth 3000 years ago are filtered very slowly through hundreds of feet of fine grain sand, culminating in a huge underground lake filled with 57 trillion gallons of virtually mineral-free water. From this prestigious water reserve, we supply Memphis with Sands, our one-of-a-kind Lager. Beauteous in its simplicity, it is very low in bitterness and full of delicious flavors of bread and crackery malt. Read Less

Neon Brown

Brown Ale - American

This brown has a light on inside. The spark is sent to this beer via brown sugar, oatmeal, and chocolate malt. It is a luscious stunner of balance between… Read More

This brown has a light on inside. The spark is sent to this beer via brown sugar, oatmeal, and chocolate malt. It is a luscious stunner of balance between malt and hops. The gigantic quantities of hops in Neon Brown light up in resinous pine and oozing citrus, showing you down the hallway to the room of fantastic flavor. Read Less

Astronaut Status

Stout - Imperial / Double

Astronaut Status is aged in Woodford Reserve Kentucky Bourbon barrels for 11 months with some cinnamon sticks and vanilla beans tossed in to create a… Read More

Astronaut Status is aged in Woodford Reserve Kentucky Bourbon barrels for 11 months with some cinnamon sticks and vanilla beans tossed in to create a delicious, powerful stout. The aromatic characteristics are some obvious ones: bourbon, vanilla and cinnamon, with mild coffee and chocolate notes. Astronaut Status is creamy, rich and robust; a gem of a stout coming out of Memphis. Read Less

Sun Bump

Wheat Beer - Witbier / Blanche

Silky wheat and oats, peppery grains of paradise and the zesty zest of organic Gold Nugget mandarins from Rancho del Sole are brought together in this… Read More

Silky wheat and oats, peppery grains of paradise and the zesty zest of organic Gold Nugget mandarins from Rancho del Sole are brought together in this Belgian-style beer. Refreshing, thirst-quenching and slightly tart, it is a revitalizing snoot of sunshine with a toot of fruit and spice. Hoegaarden White and Blue Moon are commercial examples of the style. Ours is very similar to Hoegaarden, the original commercial example. Those who like weissbier (which includes hefeweizens) are likely to dig it. It is similar to a hefe: a pale wheat beer with fruit and spice character. However, wits are usually even paler, have more refreshing tartness, and sweet orange and peppery ginger spice flavors (as opposed to banana and clove in the hefe).
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The Beach Within Reach

Sour - Berliner Weisse

Today is the day to reach for a beach. For each beach you breach, You may make a speech about beaches or reaches or star bellied sneeches, but this beach… Read More

Today is the day to reach for a beach. For each beach you breach, You may make a speech about beaches or reaches or star bellied sneeches, but this beach within reach will be just out of reach unless you get Screech To teach you to preach. For our Beach Within Reach. Is not aged on beech. For a day, a month or a weech. This we beseech. Read Less

Lord Skylark Pale Ale with Earl Gray Tea

Pale Ale - American

Made by our now former resident lollygagger and expert on redneck dentistry Andy McQuary. Descendent of Scottish sheep thieves, the name McQuary has long… Read More

Made by our now former resident lollygagger and expert on redneck dentistry Andy McQuary. Descendent of Scottish sheep thieves, the name McQuary has long been associated with avoiding "the man" which is why in days of yore, you could barely spot his mustachio hiding behind the shadows of the silos but for the glow of his BLKs. Zingy flavors and aromas of bergamot orange come from the generous post fermentation addition of Earl Grey Tea dreamed up by Davin’s class mate, fellow graduate of Siebel brewing school and veteran brewer of Great Northern in Whitefish, Montana.
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Boomslang

IPA - Belgian

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Moon Biscuits

Red Ale - American Amber / Red

Skip the mall, put on a flannel, grab your CDs from the quad, and take a voyage to the moon for this amber ale that will totally take you back to the… Read More

Skip the mall, put on a flannel, grab your CDs from the quad, and take a voyage to the moon for this amber ale that will totally take you back to the 90's (you can pick up your plumeria-scented lotion later). This beer is full of biscuit and honey malt with low-key hops will make you come back for more...not sporadically, we hope! Ask our incognito cellarman if he loves it and he'll tell you yes where he is and back again. Word. Read Less

Air Bath

IPA - Session

There are moments in most parts of the world where the blistering heat is inescapable. No amount of air conditioning nor desperate pleas to the heavens… Read More

There are moments in most parts of the world where the blistering heat is inescapable. No amount of air conditioning nor desperate pleas to the heavens will cool you down. You're soaked to the bone in sweat and in search of salvation. Well friends, this beer IS your respite, your vivifying, rejuvenating deliverance. This super pale-colored creation, with a mouth-watering excess of fruity hop additions, presents itself as your key to beating the heat. Strong notes of grapefruit zest, aperol spritz, and tropical popsicle wash over you in waves, and a crisp, dry finish leaves you feeling as though you've stripped down to your skivvies to let it all air out. It's hot out there, folks. Go ahead, embrace your inner nudist - have an Airbath! Star Party, y'all! Go team. Read Less

Prank Calls To Satan

IPA - Black / Cascadian Dark Ale

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Parti-Colour

Pilsner - Italian

Par·ti-col·or, adjective: showing different colors or tints. Sounds like you’re saying ‘particular’ with an accent. We found inspiration in the beautiful… Read More

Par·ti-col·or, adjective: showing different colors or tints. Sounds like you’re saying ‘particular’ with an accent. We found inspiration in the beautiful and precocious dog breed known as the Italian Greyhound who happen to often be parti colored. It sounded like a fun name and we’ve been known to get on the Venga bus + parti a bit too. This beer is brewed with Weyermann’s Italian Eraclean Malt, which is actually grown on the Adriatic coast of Italy, northeast of Venice. Dry hopped with Hallertau Blanc, which is a daughter to Cascade, it’s a great blend of grassy German hops and fruity American hops with a wonderful vinous character. Crisp, clean, with a touch more bitterness than your German Pilsner. But what is an Italian Pilsner? Read Less

Second Banana

Wheat Beer - Hefeweizen

2nd Banana is a traditional German Hefeweizen. It was brewed in the traditional way in our modern brewhouse built exactly for this type of beer. We used… Read More

2nd Banana is a traditional German Hefeweizen. It was brewed in the traditional way in our modern brewhouse built exactly for this type of beer. We used 100% German malts and over 50% of this was wheat malt. Together with the Hefeweizen yeast, we produced a well balanced and refreshing beer. The first sip delivers a pure banana flavor and aroma which is produced by the yeast during fermentation, followed by a mild clove flavored finish. These flavors and a slightly higher carbonation, giving this beer a high level of "Spritzigkeit", makes it a perfectly refreshing drink.4.7%ABV Read Less

Strizzle Bier IPA

IPA - American

Strizzle Bier India Pale Ale Long ago, cool winter’s eve we first basked,in starlight of rich amber malt. And so we were thus tasked, to quicken our recipe… Read More

Strizzle Bier India Pale Ale
Long ago, cool winter’s eve we first basked,in starlight of rich amber malt. And so we were thus tasked, to quicken our recipe vault. Strizzle’s flavor inspires, sticky hops and hot buns. Warm hands close to the fires, wintry mix fun. Striezelmarkt brings title to our beer, the original holiday shop. From 1434 in Dresden year, a bright piney aroma will pop. Set adrift on memory bliss, pfefferkuchen, nussknackers, and this. Lavish IPA brings forth jubilation, hoppy time, fizzy pop, refreshment elation. 6.2 % abv  Read Less

Holy Candy

Belgian Dubbel

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Snowbeard

Barleywine - American

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