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Belgian Tripel

Spicy, dry, and strong, this Trappist ale offers a pleasant bready aroma, rounded malt flavor, and firm bitterness. Believe us, missing this brew would… Read More

Spicy, dry, and strong, this Trappist ale offers a pleasant bready aroma, rounded malt flavor, and firm bitterness. Believe us, missing this brew would be unbeerable. ha. Read Less

The Hopfather

IPA - New England / Hazy

This big hazy will make you an offer you can't refuse...like a medley of hops, a great citrus flavor, and an easy-drinking body. It's the real deal. Read More

This big hazy will make you an offer you can't refuse...like a medley of hops, a great citrus flavor, and an easy-drinking body. It's the real deal. Read Less

Thirst Responder

Lager - American

This sensational brew is a rescue for parched palates everywhere & is ready and waiting to answer the call for flavorful satisfaction anytime.

This sensational brew is a rescue for parched palates everywhere &
is ready and waiting to answer the call for flavorful satisfaction
anytime. Read Less

Black Sails IPA

IPA - Black / Cascadian Dark Ale

(6% Black IPA): Avast, ye hearties! A sea of caramel and toffee notes awaits, as does the bite of hoppy bitterness. Medium-bodied, and followed with a… Read More

(6% Black IPA): Avast, ye hearties! A sea of caramel and toffee notes awaits, as does the bite of hoppy bitterness. Medium-bodied, and followed with a roasty dry finish, this brew is sure to float your boat. Read Less

Hoppy Horror Picture Show

IPA - American

This IPA is a science fiction double feature in a glass, with citrus notes that sparkle like Magenta's sequined dress and a creamy mouthfeel that's as… Read More

This IPA is a science fiction double feature in a glass, with citrus notes that sparkle like Magenta's sequined dress and a creamy mouthfeel that's as decadent as Rocky's golden locks. It's a toast to the weird and wonderful, a celebration of all things unconventional and daring. Read Less

Udderly Dark

Stout - Milk / Sweet

Indulge with this decadent and smooth milk stout. Each sumptuous sip offers an aroma of roasted malt and a rich and creamy chocolate sweetness that's… Read More

Indulge with this decadent and smooth milk stout. Each sumptuous sip offers an aroma of roasted malt and a rich and creamy chocolate sweetness that's sure to satisfy. Read Less

Melon Mischief

Sour - Fruited Gose

Sweet watermelon with a good dash of salt is hard to beat on a hot day. This berliner weisse sour offers both in a crushable brew!

Sweet watermelon with a good dash of salt is hard to beat on a hot day. This berliner weisse sour offers both in a crushable brew! Read Less

Ponderosa Pine

IPA - American

Inspired by what is often considered the most beloved of the Western pines (Pinus ponderosa), this West Coast IPA shares Its soft texture and light color… Read More

Inspired by what is often considered the most beloved of the Western pines (Pinus ponderosa), this West Coast IPA shares Its soft texture and light color with traits that distinguish the flora from other evergreens. Bitter and moderately strong, the balance is hop-forward, with a clean dry finish. Hopped with classic Centennial, CTZ, and Chinook hops. Read Less

70's Bushel

IPA - Imperial / Double

70's Bushel is an 8% ABV double IPA that starts with a prominent hop aroma. This big brew delivers flavors of citrus, tropical fruit, and melon, along… Read More

70's Bushel is an 8% ABV double IPA that starts with a prominent hop aroma. This big brew delivers flavors of citrus, tropical fruit, and melon, along with piney resin notes. Brewed with West Coast yeast and hopped with heaps of Mosaic, Simcoe, Citra, Centennial, Chinook, and Sabro. Read Less

The Big Lebrewski

IPA - American

Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here! We're talking about a West Coast IPA that's a brew, well, it's the brew for this time and place, but that's… Read More

Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here! We're talking about a West Coast IPA that's a brew, well, it's the brew for this time and place, but that's just like our opinion, man. Brewed with Centennial, CTZ, Cascade, and Chinook hops...ans you know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. Read Less

Ale-gebra Brown Ale

Brown Ale - English

This traditional English Brown presents light toasted caramel character and a meld of malt nuttiness and bready biscuit, all giving way to a distinctly… Read More

This traditional English Brown presents light toasted caramel character and a meld of malt nuttiness and bready biscuit, all giving way to a distinctly dry finish. Read Less

The Brews Brothers

IPA - American

We're putting the band back together...We're on a mission from Hops. We've got Cascade & Chinook here, we've got Centennial & CTZ. We've even got Magnum… Read More

We're putting the band back together...We're on a mission from Hops. We've got Cascade & Chinook here, we've got Centennial & CTZ. We've even got Magnum & Warrior! Hopped up and ready to go, this IPA is calling your name. So head over to grab one now and don't delay. Maybe even whisper up a word to Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration on your way. Read Less

Emotional Baggage

Blonde / Golden Ale - American

This ain't your average brew. Emotional Baggage is a complex, introspective Blonde ale that delves into the murky depths of… well, everything that weighs… Read More

This ain't your average brew. Emotional Baggage is a complex,
introspective Blonde ale that delves into the murky depths of… well, everything that weighs us down. Expect notes of bittersweet reflection, hoppy
angst, and a satisfyingly sweet honey finish that leaves you questioning just where you put your keys (and possibly your life choices as well). Read Less

Wicked Pissah

IPA - New England / Hazy

With a cheeky homage to New England's quirkiest vernacular, this hazy brew boasts a robust, juicy blend of citrus and tropical hops as well as a subtle… Read More

With a cheeky homage to New England's quirkiest vernacular, this hazy brew boasts a robust, juicy blend of citrus and tropical hops as well as a subtle bitterness. It's is a liquid salute to the heart and soul of New England.
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Croc Bite

Sour - Fruited

Tangy cranberry gives this berliner weisse both a slight sweetness, as well as a tart bite that you will love. Have one and we bet we'll see you after… Read More

Tangy cranberry gives this berliner weisse both a slight sweetness, as well as a tart bite that you will love. Have one and we bet we'll see you after while...ordering another. Cheers! Read Less

Hopocalypse Now Irish Red

Red Ale - Irish

Hopocalypse Now is a daring twist on the classic Irish Red Ale, where traditional malts meet an audacious hop profile. This brew boasts a deep, reddish… Read More

Hopocalypse Now is a daring twist on the classic Irish Red Ale, where traditional malts meet an audacious hop profile. This brew boasts a deep, reddish amber hue, with a malty backbone that hints at caramel and toasted bread. The real surprise lies in its hop character - a bold, yet balanced blend of earthy and floral notes, creating a unique and memorable finish. Smooth and medium bodied, Hopocalypse Now offers a harmonious fusion of sweetness and bitterness, making it an apocalyptic adventure in every sip. Perfect for those who appreciate a beer with character and depth. Read Less

Time To Party

Pale Ale - American

Subtle bitterness is balanced with sweet malt to deliver a crisp finish, sure to have you going back for more.

Subtle bitterness is balanced with sweet malt to deliver a crisp finish, sure to have you going back for more.

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Mother of All Cherry Bombs

Sour - Berliner Weisse

The biggest of them all is here. Tons of sweet and tart cherry make for a high gravity sour smoothie that's right on target.

The biggest of them all is here. Tons of sweet and tart cherry make for a high gravity sour smoothie that's right on target. Read Less

Retrofuture Rye Sc

IPA - Rye

A perfect balance of malt sweetness, decidedly bitter hop notes, and the dry finish of rye malt. All combine in a brew that encourages you to remember… Read More

A perfect balance of malt sweetness, decidedly bitter hop notes, and the dry finish of rye malt. All combine in a brew that encourages you to remember the anticipation of what is to come next....another round! Read Less

Thirst Responder Vol: 2

Lager - American

The newest variartion of the brew that rescues parched palates everywhere & is ready and waiting to answer the call for flavorful satisfaction anytime.… Read More

The newest variartion of the brew that rescues parched palates everywhere & is ready and waiting to answer the call for flavorful satisfaction anytime. Gluten reduced. Read Less

Capone's Concierge

Porter - Other

This pre-prohibition porter delivers chocolate, caramel, and coffee notes. A style that dates back to the Revolutionary War and was endorsed by our first… Read More

This pre-prohibition porter delivers chocolate, caramel, and coffee notes. A style that dates back to the Revolutionary War and was endorsed by our first president, this malty ale offers smoothness and only subtle bitterness. Brewed in collaboration with Steve Otto of the MASH homebrew club, whose version took home the gold at Peach State Brew Off! Read Less

Schoolhouse Cider: the Next Generation

Cider - Dry

Crisp apple sweetness paired with a distinctly dry white wine finish.

Crisp apple sweetness paired with a distinctly dry white wine finish. Read Less

Sunny Side of the Wheat

Wheat Beer - American Pale Wheat

Malty sweetness pairs with bready goodness and subtle citrus hop notes. So leave your worries on the doorstep, Just direct your feet, On the sunny side… Read More

Malty sweetness pairs with bready goodness and subtle citrus hop notes. So leave your worries on the doorstep, Just direct your feet, On the sunny side of the...wheat! Read Less

Freak In the Sheets

Wheat Beer - Fruited

American Wheat beer with blood orange! Perfect for a sunny day outside, or in front of that Excel file you've been staring at for hours. It's got the… Read More

American Wheat beer with blood orange! Perfect for a sunny day outside, or in front of that Excel file you've been staring at for hours. It's got the perfect...formula. hehe. Read Less

Serial Chiller

IPA - Session

This easy drinkin' IPA offers fantastic citrus notes courtesy of Nectaron, Mosaic, and Idaho 7 hops. Light in body, it's the everyday crushable brew that… Read More

This easy drinkin' IPA offers fantastic citrus notes courtesy of Nectaron, Mosaic, and Idaho 7 hops. Light in body, it's the everyday crushable brew that you'll rip through. Read Less