Sourpuss: Blackberry

Be wary this season. There’s no telling what the night breeze might bring in through the window.

If misfortune has you in its sights, you might be receiving a surprise visit from a rather grim, dark figure that you’ll find paws deep into your booze cellar.

This dandy gourmand is looking to gulp down only all of the most sour, tart, refreshing of your stocked brews, planning to turn himself into a real grouchy behemoth.

You spent the whole day getting cut and bruised through brambles to gather up a nice basket of fresh blackberries? Consider them gone also.

Next time drink your Berliner Weisses fresh, and maybe you won’t attract bad company such as the Sourpuss. Show Less