Sonnets to Morpheus

The Conspiracy: As we all know, it’s not about Rilke. It never was. It’s not about Elliot, Baudrillard, or even Wachowski. It’s always been about Beer. In a world full of words, what are the odds of finding the right ones? Now, what are the odds of finding the right wordsmith? You can break a lot of crampons searching for your mountain-top guru. So when the master you seek turns up right under your nose, how do you explain it? Coincidence? Miracle? Synchronicity? Most likely, it’s the simulation being rewritten in real-time for drama. There are always more poems in the wasteland and more masters to find! Stay fascinated!

The Beer: Before you are two hops: Centennial, with its storied history lending lemony overtones to 90s IPAs, and Citra, spritzing IPAs with citrus notes since 2008. These hops, taken from our Mandela Effect IPA, show you how deep the rabbit hole goes as danky orange blossom aroma flows to your flavor center, swirling with lemon oil and lychee notes. Pairs well with freeing your mind and the poetry of John Beer. At 8.6% ABV, sip this DIPA thoughtfully or risk disrupting your carrier wave. Show Less