Precarious Beer Project

Kung Fu Kittens

IPA - New England / Hazy

Hazy IPA that is heavily hopped with El Dorado and Citra hops. This badboy is soft, fluffy and dangerous!

Hazy IPA that is heavily hopped with El Dorado and Citra hops. This badboy is soft, fluffy and dangerous! Read Less

Everything Is Lava But the Swings Are Base

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy

The next in our playground series of Double IPAs, Lava features pineapple-forward Idaho 7, and mixed berry-like Mosaic hops. We achieved a new level of… Read More

The next in our playground series of Double IPAs, Lava features pineapple-forward Idaho 7, and mixed berry-like Mosaic hops. We achieved a new level of softness and creaminess in this beer, still with a huge aroma and flavor of tropical fruit and berries. We make up the rules to our DIPAs as we go, a lot like the “ground is lava” game we used to play as kids. Read Less

No Tag Backs

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy

"No Tag Backs" a Double IPA featuring Citra and Idaho 7 hops in generous quantities in the whirlpool and dry hop make for beer that tastes like a real… Read More

"No Tag Backs" a Double IPA featuring Citra and Idaho 7 hops in generous quantities in the whirlpool and dry hop make for beer that tastes like a real fruit pineapple creamsicle and drinks like a smoothie. Big, bold, dank, and crazy smooth with a full body. However don't try to play tag after a couple. Read Less

Krav Maga Macaw

IPA - New England / Hazy

Krav Maga Macaw is a hazy IPA that utilizes Pekko, Azacca, and Cascade hops. Macaw practices the Israeli martial art of Krav Maga, a brutal, practical,… Read More

Krav Maga Macaw is a hazy IPA that utilizes Pekko, Azacca, and Cascade hops. Macaw practices the Israeli martial art of Krav Maga, a brutal, practical, no nonsense fighting style that requires only mesh gym shorts and a “Tapout” tee shirt. K.M.M. also enjoys quoting Dane Cook standup at the absolutely most inappropriate times, and keeps talking about how he’s going to start his own security company someday so he can protect female pop singers from stalkers and eventually win their hearts. Vibrant, bright, no nonsense and delicious.

It is pronounced [KRAV] + [MUH] + [GAA]. Read Less

Jiu Jitsu Shih Tzu

IPA - New England / Hazy

This Hazy IPA is brewed with Mosaic, El Dorado, and Citra hops. As bold as it is mighty this Martial Arts Animal will takedown your palate and force your… Read More

This Hazy IPA is brewed with Mosaic, El Dorado, and Citra hops. As bold as it is mighty this Martial Arts Animal will takedown your palate and force your tongue into submission. Jiu Jitsu Shih Tzu may be small, but he is fierce. Read Less

Rubber vs Glue

IPA - Imperial / Double

Hazy DIPA, featuring Amarillo & Mosaic hops, with huge aromas and flavors of mandarin zest, orange blossoms, lemon, and a healthy dose of DANK. What bounces… Read More

Hazy DIPA, featuring Amarillo & Mosaic hops, with huge aromas and flavors of mandarin zest, orange blossoms, lemon, and a healthy dose of DANK. What bounces off me sticks to you! Read Less

Jerk Bait

IPA - Session

This session IPA is designed to be consumed in a Sip, Sip, Pause... fashion. Disguised as an everyday hazy IPA this bait is effective for driving the… Read More

This session IPA is designed to be consumed in a Sip, Sip, Pause... fashion. Disguised as an everyday hazy IPA this bait is effective for driving the largemouth beer geeks absolutely wild. Irresistible aromas of dank resiny citrus and ripe strawberry from Strata and Callista hops helps keep em hooked! Here’s to reeling in the big ones! Tight Lines!! Read Less

PSYCHE!

IPA - Imperial / Double

Due to lack of demand and mixed reviews on our double IPAs, we’ve decided that this will be our last DIPA we ever make. PSYCHE! Just joshin ya. We have… Read More

Due to lack of demand and mixed reviews on our double IPAs, we’ve decided that this will be our last DIPA we ever make.
PSYCHE! Just joshin ya. We have a hard time keeping dipas flowing because they are so popular! This is a juice monster with tons of oats in the mash for ultra creaminess, and as much Mosaic as we could fit in the kettle and dry hop. We added a touch of Citra in the dry hop too because Citra and Mosaic go together like cupcakes and hand grenades. Creamy, juicy, and satisfying. Read Less

Made Ya Look

IPA - Imperial / Double

This double IPA may make you do a double take. Epic levels of Citra in the whirlpool and dry hop, lending aromas and flavors of passionfruit, blackcurrant,… Read More

This double IPA may make you do a double take. Epic levels of Citra in the whirlpool and dry hop, lending aromas and flavors of passionfruit, blackcurrant, chewable lemon candies and straight up dank. Super soft and low bitterness in the Precarious style, this is definitely one of the most enjoyable double IPAs we have produced. Citra hops may be a kind of “easy button” for hoppy beers, but they are one of the greatest hops of all time. It’ll make ya look for another pint pretty fast. Read Less

ROCKY.LOVES.EMILY.

IPA - Triple

This massive triple IPA gets its name from one of the greatest pieces of modern cinema, 3 Ninjas; The movie that we could not NOT rent when we went to… Read More

This massive triple IPA gets its name from one of the greatest pieces of modern cinema, 3 Ninjas; The movie that we could not NOT rent when we went to Blockbuster Video. Sure, Rocky did love Emily, but those who were chanting this deserved to be roundhouse kicked in the face with a loud, "Eye-AHHH!" R.L.E. does just that, and smacks you in the face with tropical fruit, grapefruit, citrus, blackberry, and slight spice from Azacca and Cascade hops from our good friends at Roy Farms in Yakima, WA. They grow some of the most incredible, fresh hops and we loaded this beer up with 10lbs/bbl.

Don't worry, the mouthfeel is still soft and the bitterness is as close to zero as you can get. Read Less

Chug Rug

IPA - American

This West Coast Style IPA is brewed with Simcoe, Mosaic, El Dorado, and Citra hops giving it a bright hop character balanced by a soft malt body. The… Read More

This West Coast Style IPA is brewed with Simcoe, Mosaic, El Dorado, and Citra hops giving it a bright hop character balanced by a soft malt body. The approachable ABV and drinkability of this IPA make it the perfect candidate for chuggin’. Read Less

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Kitten

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy

Imagine this as the being the "Mr. Miyagi", and Kung Fu Kitten as the "Daniel Son"! C.T.H.K has twice the hops, increased abs, incredible softness, and… Read More

Imagine this as the being the "Mr. Miyagi", and Kung Fu Kitten as the "Daniel Son"! C.T.H.K has twice the hops, increased abs, incredible softness, and incredible notes of orange, passion fruit and guava!

DDH DIPA version of Kung Fu Kittens, hopped liberally with Citra & El Dorado Read Less

Capoeira Capybara

IPA - New England / Hazy

NEIPA with Austrailian Enigma and Galaxy. A distant cousin of the Kung Fu Kitten that follow each other on social media but don’t really talk. Capoeira… Read More

NEIPA with Austrailian Enigma and Galaxy. A distant cousin of the Kung Fu Kitten that follow each other on social media but don’t really talk. Capoeira Capybara hails from down unda, but made a soul-searching trip to South America after leaving his cushy job in finance because it didn’t feed his soul. He found the Brazillian dance-fighting martial art, Capoeira and became whole. His dreds are coming in nicely and you can soon find his hemp necklaces for sale on Etsy. He hopes to one day open a studio in Maui. His idols are Ghandi and Jerry Garcia.
Malts: Extra Pale malt from Patagonia, flaked Wheat, light crystal
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Cooling Sensation

Sour - Other Gose

This green strawberry, cucumber, and mint gose is quite the drinking experience. Massive cucumber character, bright green acidity from the strawberries,… Read More

This green strawberry, cucumber, and mint gose is quite the drinking experience. Massive cucumber character, bright green acidity from the strawberries, and a subtle cooling menthol from the fresh mint. A refreshing cooler for crushing in the hot weather. Catch the sensation. Read Less

Ghost Ride the Juice Whip

IPA - New England / Hazy

Now let us tell you about this hyphy beer we've got going on right here. This spirited Hazy IPA, brewed with Ghoulish amounts of Strata, Azacca, and Simcoe… Read More

Now let us tell you about this hyphy beer we've got going on right here. This spirited Hazy IPA, brewed with Ghoulish amounts of Strata, Azacca, and Simcoe will invoke spooky notes of dank passionfruit, underripe strawberry, and nectarine. Hop out the drivers seat and ghost ride the juice whip! Read Less

Polar Bears Toenails

IPA - Cold

Our Cold IPA is brewed with German pilsner malt, puffed rice, a heavy addition of Amarillo, Mosaic, Columbus, and Cascade hops and then fermented with… Read More

Our Cold IPA is brewed with German pilsner malt, puffed rice, a heavy addition of Amarillo, Mosaic, Columbus, and Cascade hops and then fermented with our house lager yeast. The product is an insanely crisp, clean, and drinkable IPA that boasts flavors and aromas of pine resin, grapefruit rind, earthy dankness, and orange slices. There's no beer better and if you're crackin’ one you best wear a sweater, cause it's cooler than a polar bears toenail.

Gold Medal winner in Experimental IPA at GABF 2022. Read Less

LightSwitchRave: On

IPA - New England / Hazy

Any room can be a club when you flip the light switch on and off. This is the IPA version of when the lights are on. Light in color, fun, full bodied… Read More

Any room can be a club when you flip the light switch on and off. This is the IPA version of when the lights are on. Light in color, fun, full bodied with huge aromas of peach ring candy and passionfruit from Pekko and Citra hops. Super-clean and fruity with extremely low bitterness and restrained alcohol so you can light switch rave for a while. We did a few things differently with this beer and we really like the result: softer mouthfeel, bigger aromas, lower bitterness, and nicer haze. Read Less

Brewery Boyz Want To Believe

IPA - Imperial / Double

Out-Of-This-World West Coast Double IPA with ample amounts of Columbus, Centennial, and Simcoe. Aromas and notes of fresh pine and hints of tropical fruit.… Read More

Out-Of-This-World West Coast Double IPA with ample amounts of Columbus, Centennial, and Simcoe. Aromas and notes of fresh pine and hints of tropical fruit. Read Less

7 Lightyears

Porter - American

Our interpretation of a classic porter focuses on smooth dark roasted malt, a dry body and high drinkability, almost like a well made French Press coffee… Read More

Our interpretation of a classic porter focuses on smooth dark roasted malt, a dry body and high drinkability, almost like a well made French Press coffee served black. We perceive aromas of dark drinking chocolate and toasted bread with flavors of 80% cocoa chocolate, raw tobacco and a touch of raisin. For you dark beer lovers, and for those who may want to delve into the realm of the night, enjoy.
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Feel Dazed

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy

This Hazy Double IPA was originally brewed in honor of our annual beer festival Field Dayz. Not satisfied with only having this beer once a year we decided… Read More

This Hazy Double IPA was originally brewed in honor of our annual beer festival Field Dayz. Not satisfied with only having this beer once a year we decided to bring it back! Chock full of Citra & Strata hops, this juice bomb is sure to have you feeling dazed! Read Less

Cheapbeer

Cream Ale

Light beers have been reigning supreme 'round these parts and in effort to keep up with demand we thought we'd try an Ale as old as time, the Cream Ale.… Read More

Light beers have been reigning supreme 'round these parts and in effort to keep up with demand we thought we'd try an Ale as old as time, the Cream Ale. Light, crisp, and easy drinkin', like its Lager counterparts. Developed in the 1800's, this style is decidedly American with its signature use of corn. Drink up! Read Less

Vizkiz

Stout - Imperial / Double

This imperial stout is suuuuper thick and creamy with notes of milk chocolate and mocha latte. We made this with our double infusion mash technique, and… Read More

This imperial stout is suuuuper thick and creamy with notes of milk chocolate and mocha latte. We made this with our double infusion mash technique, and made it extremely low bitterness for a decadent and sweet experience. Slightly fruity in the nose from a famed British ale yeast that leaves behind lots of mouth-filling dextrins and viscosity. Treat yourself!
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Daddy's Gone

Sour - Fruited Gose

This Gose is brewed with Grilled Virginia Saturn Peaches, Tahitian Vanilla and Saigon Cinnamon. When our Brewmaster was away for a few days, the crew… Read More

This Gose is brewed with Grilled Virginia Saturn Peaches, Tahitian Vanilla and Saigon Cinnamon.

When our Brewmaster was away for a few days, the crew brewed up this insane beer full of all sorts of fun ingredients. It came together in a very balanced way and is a tart and refreshing Gose featuring grilled-in-house locally grown peaches, Saigon Cinnamon, and Madagascar Vanilla. Read Less

The Snazzleglorp

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy

The second beer in our “Nonsensical Monsters” series, The Snazzleglorp began life in 1998 as a dwarf hamster named Snazzy. She enjoyed the simple things… Read More

The second beer in our “Nonsensical Monsters” series, The Snazzleglorp began life in 1998 as a dwarf hamster named Snazzy. She enjoyed the simple things like nibbling and running in her wheel. One fateful day Snazzy escaped from her cage and knocked over a Josta Cola bottle. She was standing in the spill when it shorted out a nearby farm of Tomagochi Digital Pets. The resulting electrical shock combined with the intense levels of caffeine and guarana from the ill-tasting soda bath fundamentally changed Snazzy’s DNA. She grew over 100 times larger in less that a week, her fur turned neon green, and her thirst for energy drinks is what now drives her. Legend has it that if you leave your energy drink on the floor at a Gold’s Gym or at Crossfit, you may see a bolt of green, a squeal, and your amp juice will be no more. The only thing that keeps the Snazzleglorp away is playing Sister Hazel’s greatest hits with the bass turned all the way up.
The Snazzleglorp features Mosaic and Simcoe lupulin powder, Idaho 7, and El Dorado for a bright, juicy DIPA. We kept the carb level very low so you can better experience the smooth, creamy body.
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Always A Ghost

Belgian Tripel

Belgian style Tripel with Jasmine flowers. We've been sampling this 9.2% ABV beer around to our brewer friends to try, and the consensus is that it is… Read More

Belgian style Tripel with Jasmine flowers. We've been sampling this 9.2% ABV beer around to our brewer friends to try, and the consensus is that it is beautiful, haunting, and one of the best beers we have brewed to date. Incredibly delicate, floral, fruity, soft and incredibly refreshing. It drinks like a 5% beer but warms you up from the inside.We used ample amounts of herbal and floral Styrian Golding hops throughout the process, and added dried Jasmine flowers to the whirlpool. We also did not add any clarifying agents to this beer, we just used time and temperature to mellow and soften the beer. The result is a beautiful glowing beer that is difficult to capture in words and will haunt your senses. Read Less