Tengmalm's Owl

Martin Sandison is drinking a Stiggy Pop by Magic Rock Brewing at Tengmalm's Owl

A bakers dozen is better as a normal dozen, it’s not that much better, just a little bit. Unless you’re being punched in the eye. Then a standard dozen is better

Purchased at Papa Stpor

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Martin Sandison is drinking an Astronauta - Chile by Cerveza Jester at Tengmalm's Owl

To this day only three men have ever been to the moon. Unfortunately they didn’t make it back. I must add a side note here, by the moon I mean the new Indian takeaway in Merthyr Tydfil which goes by the same name as the earths geosynchronous satellite

Purchased at Super Moon

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Earned the Hopped Up (Level 8) badge!

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 07:56:59 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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The50ftQueeny is drinking a Nth Degree by Williams Brothers Brewing Co. at Tengmalm's Owl

In an independent Scotland all measurements will be multiples of the baw hair

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Thu, 27 Jul 2023 00:53:45 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking an Echo Chamber by Rooster's Brewing Co at Tengmalm's Owl

A ducks quack doesn’t echo Especially when that ducks in the oven.

Purchased at Lerwick Baptist Church

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Mon, 22 May 2023 20:00:26 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a La Niña Barbuda by Barcelona Beer Company at Tengmalm's Owl

Soylent brown is the unforgettable film where the human population were slowly fed thier own jobbies till they ran out of nutrients and starved to death. The seedy lizard overlords also came to a sad end though as they couldn’t stop gambling

Purchased at Lerwick Baptist Church

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Fri, 19 May 2023 20:36:11 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Brewgooder x Salt: Cold On Purpose IPA by Brewgooder at Tengmalm's Owl

An asparagus a day keeps the piss reeking okay.

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the Highlander (Level 60) badge!

Sun, 14 May 2023 21:39:43 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Thomas St. Heff by Fierce Beer at Tengmalm's Owl

Put it down midge… I won’t ask you again,put it down Midge. For chris’sakes midge!! Your a god damn trained vetinarian, at some point you have to put something down!!!!

Purchased at Lerwick Baptist Church

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Fri, 12 May 2023 19:46:53 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Cortado, Por Favor by Strange Brewing at Tengmalm's Owl

The odour of the urangutangs ugly oblong underwear was a cause for alarm at Sydney zoo. For the third time this month.

Purchased at Lerwick Baptist Church

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Earned the Heavy Weight (Level 33) badge!

Earned the So Udderly Sweet (Level 6) badge!

Earned the Beyond a Shadow of a Stout (Level 26) badge!

Fri, 12 May 2023 19:42:41 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a NORTH VS SOUTH // SOUTH DDH IPA by Staggeringly Good at Tengmalm's Owl

In a bizarre way, when humans landed on the moon, then they were actually aliens as they bumbled around the lunar landscape.

Purchased at Lerwick Baptist Church

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Earned the Middle of the Road (Level 92) badge!

Earned the Better Together (Level 14) badge!

Earned the Beer of the World (Level 34) badge!

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 20:23:57 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Sabro Stout by Seven Bro7hers Brewery at Tengmalm's Owl

I agreed only to do the rubbing?! That was the agreement billy. You can do the end, and work on the shaft. Yea, well his is a leaky ended one?! I will rub it and that’s final. But let’s just agree that it’s a big screw okay billy.

Purchased at Lerwick Baptist Church

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Earned the Tower of Beer (Level 77) badge!

Sat, 22 Apr 2023 17:24:25 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a York Street Helles by Wiper And True at Tengmalm's Owl

A rogue bhajji was discovered on the international space station. Speculation was rife as to whom may have brought the offensive fodder into the outer edge of the earths atmosphere but most scientists believe it may have been stowed by an extremist.

Purchased at Lerwick Baptist Church

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Earned the Hella Delicious! (Level 3) badge!

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 20:34:47 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a 10.SVB.36.A12. by Spey Valley at Tengmalm's Owl

Rain was falling. Rain was always falling. This time of year only a few hours of daylight was available to the residents of the recently terraformed planet Alpha Cen. Dave was a bitumen harvester, and I’m the next few hours would finally crack…..

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the Highlander (Level 59) badge!

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 19:58:06 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking an AZE by First Chop Brewing Arm at Tengmalm's Owl

A flukey rookie Wookiee cookie bookie took bets to let sweat get wet in a pet net last Tuesday

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the I Believe in IPA! (Level 67) badge!

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 21:21:37 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking an Amity IPA by Amity Brew Co at Tengmalm's Owl

The release date of Britney Spears new album just happened to coincide with the release date of Jimmy “the fist” Stevenson. Both Jimmy, and Britney were known to deliver big hits straight to the ears.

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the Middle of the Road (Level 91) badge!

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 20:03:42 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Lost Dark Magic by Polly's Brew Co. at Tengmalm's Owl

“Frederick won’t like it boss” “I don’t give a rats ass what Frederick will an won’t like. He’s not the boss of me. And another thing Dave, when did you care about what Frederick likes?” “Your joking? But that’s his cat? Does it hurt much? Aah Christ!!

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the Beer of the World (Level 33) badge!

Earned the Heavy Weight (Level 32) badge!

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 19:56:11 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Golden Promise by Newbarns Brewery at Tengmalm's Owl

I once saw a golden promise being delivered on the mittelstrasse, Düsseldorf 1998. The Frauline on the receiving end of the golden promise seemed satisfied with the whole shebang.

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the Cheers To You! (Level 6) badge!

Earned the Wheel of Styles (Level 27) badge!

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 19:48:30 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Mirage by Newtown Park Brewing Co. at Tengmalm's Owl

Cap’n? Me legs ain’t workin? Wos goin on? Cap’n? Wos you lot eatin? Some big lookin chicken drummers?!

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the Tower of Beer (Level 76) badge!

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 20:30:14 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a Pompelmocello by Siren Craft Brew at Tengmalm's Owl

The sour man trod gently away from the argument. He knew he was right, but he couldn’t find a way to convince his wife. Surely everyone knew a steak and kidney pudding was better than a sausage roll?

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Thu, 16 Mar 2023 21:39:02 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking a SMASH IPA by The White Hag Irish Brewing Company at Tengmalm's Owl

Fiver and hazels runaway attitude didn’t last long when a bespoke robin reliant pulverised their minds to the warm mendip hills tarmac

Purchased at Saxa Vord Spaceport

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Earned the Better Together (Level 13) badge!

Earned the I Believe in IPA! (Level 66) badge!

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 22:41:42 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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Martin Sandison is drinking an Export Stout 1897 by Holy Goat Brewing at Tengmalm's Owl

Twenty terrified terrapins totally trashed twelve takeaway trucks today to triple trumpet towers takings tomorrow

Purchased at Mid Yell, Scotland

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Earned the Beyond a Shadow of a Stout (Level 23) badge!

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 08:55:07 +0000 View Detailed Check-in

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