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The worst s'more is still a pretty good day; the best s'more is a lot like this brew. Thick, rich, sweet & devilishly divine. This is a brew that has ended friendships, fueled nights of passion, slain dragons, & forged empires. It's a bit more than ok.

Purchased at Adroit Theory Brewing

Earned the Dessert Time! (Level 23) badge!

Purchased at Elder Pine Brewing & Blending Co

Purchased at Fremont Brewing

Earned the Haze for Days (Level 95) badge!

Purchased at Athletic Brewing Company

Stunned I hadn't checked into this before, a staple when living in Seattle. Crazy good, a modest braggart of a brew. Malty & coconut sweet, beautifully balanced with crisp hops. This is a good friend of a brew that I'm sorry to have taken for granted.

Purchased at Black Raven Brewing Company

Earned the Heavy Weight (Level 87) badge!

Earned the To The Port (Level 20) badge!

Purchased at New Realm Brewing Co.

An absolute killer for my final Florida beer (for a while, at least). Smooth and thick, rich tropical notes, light hints of bright citrus clarity. ABV more guarded than the Pharaoh's tomb.

Purchased at Adroit Theory Brewing

Purchased at DSSOLVR

Purchased at Prairie OKC

Earned the Participation Trophy (Level 2) badge!

Smooth and malty, natural warmth, late and soft crispness. Think of a walk on late fall evening, coming in from the cold to camp out in front of the fireplace and you're in the zone

Purchased at Wayfinder Beer

A standout in a very crowded field (of stupendous Mortalis smoothie sours). Blackberry and coconut should be sold together at the grocery store, and are perfectly wed in this here brew. Rounded out with pieapple and ice cream. Fantastic!

Purchased at Mortalis FLX

Strong runner up for my favorite Bistro brew. This one is sweet and fluffy, striking notes of pineapple, tangerine and coconut; marshmallow layered sweet and thick; late cherry alchemy sharpens the focus for a lingering finish.

Purchased at Energy City Brewing

Earned the Ich Bin Ein Berliner (Level 6) badge!

So good. Their bistro series is pretty damned perfect, this being, maybe, my favorite. A perfect blend of pineapple tartness and creamy coconut sweetness. Thick and beautiful.

Purchased at Energy City Brewing

Earned the Pucker Up (Level 55) badge!

Earned the Fruits of Your Labor (Level 44) badge!

Brett on full display, decked out with soft juniper (sweeter than gin), subtle hints of tropical fruit. Going strong after 4+ years in the cellar.

Purchased at Alesong Brewing & Blending

Mortalis smoothie sours finish second to none. Beholder carries on the torch. Sweet, thick, creamy, dripping with sweet strawberry and tart brambleberries. Granola completes the yogurt parfait profile.

Purchased at Mortalis FLX

Light, crisp and clean. Doesn't leave much of an impact, which may be victim of the style (I mean that's kind of the point, innit?).

Purchased at Elder Pine Brewing & Blending Co

I feel like every new Prarie dessert stout I have is, improbably, the best stout of theirs I've ever had. No exception here: thick, deep, decadent; sweet pistachio drizzled over café mocha. Ridiculously good.

Purchased at Prairie OKC

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Bright and nimble, with punchy tropical notes intertwined with mildly-sharp strains of lime-forward citrus. Humble ABV, punches above its weight.

Purchased at Anchorage Brewing Company

Aged 3 ish years and marvelous out of the bottle. Warm and roasty, powered by powdered dark chocolate. Late boozy warmth without the alcohol bite. Fantastic brew!

Purchased at Port Brewing Co / The Lost Abbey

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Pineapple forward, light-bodied, and lightly tart. Late biscuit malts.

Purchased at Blaze Brewing Company

Earned the Riding Steady (Level 58) badge!