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Woody C. is drinking a Vienna Lager by Free Will Brewing Co. at Chez Woody
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CAN you tell me around what Time yer gonna be Free, Vienna? Lager you wanna know for, GEN Woody? 8=O
Purchased at Friendly Greek Bottle Shop
Woody C. is drinking a Premium světlý ležák 12 by Bohemia Regent at Chez Woody
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Why is visiting Bohemia at such a Premium? CAN we book you somewhere other than the Regent, GEN Woody? 8=O I told you that I wanted to stay at a hostel!
Woody C. is drinking a Namaste White by Dogfish Head Craft Brewery at Chez Woody
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I want a new badge White now! Don't be Namaste, GEN Woody. It's coming! 8=)
Purchased at Friendly Greek Bottle Shop
Earned the Grab Your Gear badge!
Woody C. is drinking a Lager of the Lakes by Bell's Brewery at Chez Woody
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Lady in the Lake? :=O JUST because yer surname is ChANdler, not everything relates to yer pseudo-Great Uncle Raymond, GEN Woody! Does it seem like I brewed up a watery tart?!? Wanna try again? Whyncha set up another break-in at the General Store? 8=(
Purchased at The Beer Shoppe
Earned the Bell's Bright Night (2019) badge!
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Woody C. is drinking a Gaffel Kölsch by Privatbrauerei Gaffel Becker at Chez Woody
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Nothing pithy or humorous with this check-in. Instead, a HUGE note of thanks to Joe Cimorelli of Harlan Beverage in Malvern, PA for the loan of this glass! I CAN't thank him enough! Appropriate glassware, indeed.
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Woody C. is drinking a Hoppy Pride Pilsner by Shipyard Brewing Company at Chez Woody
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I had SO wanted this one on 01 June for the Pride Month badge, but I couldn't find it in time! CAN you forgive me? A Hoppy Pilsner is just the ticket!
Purchased at Dominion Pizza
Woody C. is drinking a Jever Pilsener by Friesisches Brauhaus zu Jever at Chez Woody
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CAN you believe that I found Jever Pilsener in a CAN?!?
Woody C. is drinking a Loganberry by Cider Creek Hard Cider at Chez Woody
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CAN you run down to the Creek & grab me a Loganberry? Why CAN't you do it, GEN Woody? 'Cause I'm Hard & inCider! :=O
Purchased at The Beer Shoppe
Woody C. is drinking a Franconian Kraft by Jack's Abby Craft Lagers at Chez Woody
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Kraftwerk? Kraft! Draconian? Franconian! Jack's here. Howzabout Abby? CAN you see yourself out or must you be escorted, GEN Woody? 8=(
Purchased at Dominion Pizza
Woody C. is drinking a Blood Orange Wheat by Jack's Abby Craft Lagers at Chez Woody
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Wheat is that?!? Lager you drinking now, GEN Woody?!? CAN you tell me why you are drenched in Blood?!? Orange you glad to see me?!? Would you Radler I came back?!? 8=O
Purchased at Friendly Greek Bottle Shop
Woody C. is drinking a Pounder by Heavy Seas Beer at Chez Woody
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OMFG, GEN Woody, I Seas yer AFU! CAN you tell me how many of those Pils 💊 you took? A Pounder two! :=O Medic! Medic! Heavy, man, Heavy.
Purchased at The Beer & Beverage Shoppe
Woody C. is drinking a Metric by Industrial Arts Brewing at Chez Woody
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8=O Baby, you are full-on German Industrial! :=) I appreciate that, GEN Woody. I am well-versed in the welding & cutting Arts! I get that. :=) Let's see how you measure up, big boy. English or Metric? Let's go with the latter, but forget the micrometer.
Purchased at Hunger n Thirst
Earned the Crisp as Day (Level 71) badge!
Woody C. is drinking a Triple Chocolate Milk Stout by Behemoth Brewing Company at Chez Woody
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CAN I see your Triple Behemoth, GEN Woody? I brought Chocolate! 8=O You may be disappointed. Well, if that's the case, wanna go to the Korova Milk Bar, instead? 8=) Stout!
Purchased at Dominion Pizza
Earned the So Udderly Sweet (Level 31) badge!
Woody C. is drinking a Santa's Cookies (2017) by Champion Brewing Company at Chez Woody
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CAN you tell me when Santa's 🎅 coming for his Cookies 🍪, GEN Woody? 2017. But I'll be asleep! No Hate.
Woody C. is drinking a Santa's Cookies by Champion Brewing Company at Chez Woody
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CAN I have some Cookies 🍪, GEN Woody? No, those are Santa's 🎅! :=( Yer a real Champion.
Woody C. is drinking an Agamemnon by Omnipollo at Chez Woody
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CAN you tell us where you're headed, GEN Woody? Sure! I'm taking my buddy, Agamemnon, to the Omnipollo Theatre. We're going to hear The Sirens, an a Capella group! :=O
Purchased at Dominion Pizza
Woody C. is drinking a Two Evil: Saigon Scooter Selfie by Two Roads Brewing Company at Chez Woody
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CAN Two more of us come along on your trip to Saigon, GEN Woody? Why? We want to rent a Scooter & goose you with our Selfie stick! 8=O That sounds Evil! How do you know which Roads I'll be on? We had you implanted with a tracking chip! 8=O Let's go! :=)
Purchased at Dominion Pizza
Earned the New Brew Thursday (Level 81) badge!
Earned the Better Together (Level 71) badge!
Woody C. is drinking a Stout by Glutenberg Craft Brewery at Chez Woody
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Glutenberg, CAN you tell me if this is Gluten-Free? Oui, GEN Woody! Stout!
Woody C. is drinking a Short And Stout by Owl's Brew Radler at Chez Woody
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This Brew is pretty Radler! CAN you tell me more about it, Owl'sley? I'll be Short And to the point, GEN Woody. The secret ingredient is LSD. 8=O Stout!
Purchased at Dominion Pizza
Earned the The RADler (Level 16) badge!
Kozel, I'm going to reload on CANs of beer 🍺. Premium, GEN Woody! How many more CAN you drink? 12! 8=O