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Sour apples aged to perfection told the story of the acidic princess of pear land where in her sweet funk permeated & wet the dry kingdom.
Purchased at Boise Co-opEarned the Happy Brew Year (2018) badge!
Cut down stumps signaled northwest apples once sprang across from the farm in which its matriarch made the family cranberry sauce for dinner
Purchased at Meriwether Cider Co.Earned the New Brew Thursday (Level 29) badge!
Sleeping most the day away left less time for St Bretta to express her amore for a peppery person with whom wild times tasted sweet & spicy.
Purchased at OEC Brewing
Sour G. is drinking an OAK BARREL AGED CHOCOLATE GOURD OF THUNDER IMPERIAL PORTER by Strangeways Brewing at Boise Depot
In the Flavor War, a devilish, dark chocolate challenged the gourd's guardian who wielded sugar, spice & deadly weaponry infected with bugs.
Purchased at Strangeways BrewingEarned the Heavy Weight (Level 28) badge!
Digits delved into darkness between luscious legs & past a svelte velvet merkin covering a sweet spot only open to pleasuring professionals.
Purchased at Brewer's HavenEarned the 2X (Level 24) badge!
A beastly gent offered her fresh cherries from fruit farms to which she cordially moaned for chocolate dipped candies as a sweet contrast.
Purchased at Woodland Empire Ale CraftEarned the Sky's the Limit (Level 31) badge! Earned the 99 Bottles (Level 45) badge!
Like a child raiding a cherry orchard, a beast tore thru the townspersons with savage reckless abandon that left corpses in a smoky field.
Purchased at Woodland Empire Ale CraftEarned the 2X (Level 23) badge!