Wife: Where the hell are you? Husband: Remember that jewelery store with the diamond necklace you loved. I'm in the bar next door.
Purchased at Nauti Parrot Dock BarEarned the Cheers To You! (Level 3) badge! Earned the Hopped Down (Level 4) badge!
Son, you were adopted. Son: I want to meet my biological parents! Father: We are your parents but the new ones will pick you up in 20 mins.
Purchased at Nauti Parrot Dock BarEarned the Photogenic Brew (Level 57) badge!
I asked a guy if he knew Kung Fu. He said, why do you ask me that? Is it because I’m Chinese? No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!!
Purchased at Nauti Parrot Dock BarEarned the Riding Steady (Level 5) badge!