Oh Tecate, why do you smell like raw sewage? Your eau de rotting cabbage is quite foul. Your sickly pale yellow body and pathetic short lived fizzy head makes you look foolish next to other beers.
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Peter Hauschild: Still, you are quenching on a hot summer’s day, with your slightly tart finish and mildy perfumy hop,
Fri, 12 Aug 2022 03:25:40 +0000 ReportPeter Hauschild: wafting from your thin fizzy body. Oh Tecate, you could have been so much more...
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