Matt Parker
mattyparker70
Uk midlands
Matt Parker is drinking a Morenita by A Fábrica Brewpub at A Cervejaria - by O Caçula Group
Malty, soft and floral, easy going brunette aka morenita in Portuguese. Our little brunette can be ginger, blonde, grey or blue rinse at the drop of a hat, so whatever you do, dont drop her hat, she's been at the hyacinth dye.
Purchased at A Cervejaria - by O Caçula Group
Earned the Draft City (Level 74) badge!
Earned the Uma Cerveja (Level 6) badge!
Matt Parker is drinking a NEIPA by A Cervejaria By O Caçula Group at A Cervejaria - by O Caçula Group
Decent enough, hoppy, aramatic and juicy. Does a zombie have a dead day, and would dracula know not to bite into a zombies neck, mind you it could be port blood or dust, so black pudding or vacuum bag roulette. Coffee revels anyone?
Purchased at A Cervejaria - by O Caçula Group
Matt Parker is drinking a Barley Wine Envelhecida Em Tonel De Vinho Generoso Branco by Post Scriptum Brewery at CAL Food and Drink
Licourise, brown apple, barel aged. There was a cockatoo in the brothel to act as a canary in a mine. If the gassy ass is ignored, you'll get no thanks for exploding the building once the spark occurs with your chosen subject. Graçias.
Purchased at CAL Food and Drink
Matt Parker is drinking a Black Is the New Orange by Dois Corvos at Baobab - Craft Beer Pub
Quite bovril in its barel age quality, sweetish, but no orange really. Maybe theres a politician up hamstead heath dressed in a bin bag with said orange in their mouth. 1990s at their best, its amazing what happened before the Internet
Purchased at Baobab - Craft Beer Pub
Malty, caramel and woody, slight sweetness and a tang. How do you know the 'waving cat' hasn't had its door removed but still needs permission to enter to soil the litter tray? Expect stools, not from ikea on your living room rug. Crack open the zoflora.
Purchased at Catraio Craft Beer Shop