I’ve never seen such a flat cat jimmy?! What did you say you ran over it with? A what? Doc martens? His car? What?! So you just ran over it?!
Purchased at Ramnaberg Stud FarmEarned the For the Can (Level 81) badge! Earned the Tower of Beer (Level 57) badge!
The leader of the forfar gypsy jazz community band was found bound and gagged in his room with a french horn sellotaped to his gonads and trumpet on his throat. They think the perpetrators were annoyed with the brass neck of the jazz outfit.
Purchased at Aspects
Bah bumbug said ebeneezer scrooge, yet again he had a bout of diarrhoea from an undercooked goose. Perhaps he would have to take more of his old pal bob cratchits coal to ensure a more even cook of this devine poultry dish.
Purchased at Muckle Flugga LighthouseEarned the Riding Steady (Level 75) badge! Earned the Pale as the Moon (Level 26) badge!