Kris J.: I'm seeing double vision, bc I am a dirty white boy playing head games

Kris J. is drinking a Vista Lager by Cellar West Artisan Ales at Cellar West Artisan Ales
Kris J. is drinking an Alpinweizen by Cellar West Artisan Ales at Cellar West Artisan Ales
Kris J. is drinking a St. Rachael's Tripel by Cellar West Artisan Ales at Cellar West Artisan Ales
Kris J. is drinking a Sundown Cerveza by Colorado Native at Red Rocks Park & Amphitheatre
Kris J.: I'm seeing double vision, bc I am a dirty white boy playing head games
John T.: But how is your THIRD eye?
Kris J.: so blind
Kris J.: (taking back Sunday is playing now)
John T.: It's Monday they HAVE to take it back
Kris J.: Excuse me ma'am, but the machine has run out of Sunday and...I just purchased this