Bob Tanner: Looks like I need to go balls deep to ensure you had a proper pour. Anything less than a proper balls deep pour would affect the flavor.

Bronce McClain: Bob, the only way I can sleep tonight is knowing you didn't send me this.

Bob Tanner: I know your night wouldn't be complete without me mentioned how I need to go balls deep in your beer.

Bob Tanner: Considering you've seen my balls, I'm sure you'll ha e sweet dreams.

Jarrod : Bob. He does have the dildo glass to drink out of.

Bronce McClain: Welp, now the rest of the Internet knows.

Bronce McClain: Jarrod, my wife hates this glass, thinks it's a butt plug. I tell her it may be for a much larger ass who hates themselves.

Jarrod : Dildo butt plug. Def used to plug a hole ha

Bronce McClain: Haha. You've ruined drinking for me.

Bob Tanner: Have you ever tried to go balls deep in your butt plug glass? It may give you a better idea of what the perfect pour should be.

Bronce McClain: Last time I followed your directions I just ended up with wet balls and a puddle on the floor.

Bob Tanner: When was the last time you questioned whether you should check a beer in or not? I'm sure you're starting to reconsider at this point.

Bronce McClain: If last time wasn't the first it sure as hell isn't going to be the last.

Jarrod : Just keep drinking from a butt plug

Bronce McClain: You can't tell I'm not?

Bob Tanner: Aren't you glad I decided to comment on your checkin.

Jarrod : Bob. Just don't text me please

Bronce McClain: No shit.

Michael : Best read of the night

Bob Tanner: Anyone have Bronces number?

Justin L: Hello

Bob Tanner: This needs to be the checkin that never ends. Too bad untappd doesn't allow photo comments.

Kevin Spier: Dammit an ascii but plug is so much harder when it automatically eliminates white space

Bronce McClain: I can't keep Bob's balls out of my life.

Kevin Spier: If you can't beat em, drink em?

Seth C: Do you want my balls Bronce?

Bronce McClain: Woah woah, Seth. What kind of untappd comments section do you think this is?

Bob Tanner: Once I got involved, you know what kind of comment section this became.

Josh Howe: So, white rajah is a pretty tasty beer. If I had to pick a beer to drink from a buttplug I could do worse

Mike L.: I'll never forget where I was when I first read Bronce's WR checkin: I'm bed, over breakfast, on the shitter, in the car....

Jeff : So reading that was a fun way to start the day.

Bronce McClain: By the way, homeland security showed back up to my house this morning. Thanks, Bob.

Mike L.: President Obama is worried that someone teabagged his home brew.

Brandon Rahn: Ill definitely remember, on the pot feeding the toilet a reuben. I bet it wasnt even his balls, i suspect chin since he sent to me as well.

Brandon Rahn: Maybe ill do a group text so all can enjoy?

Bob Tanner: Just wanted to checkin and make sure you're still alive. And also don't wanna let the SWTFYW Untappd thread to die.

Jarrod : He got the glass stuck after he finished

Kevin Spier: According to my wife, when they happens that's the most fun thing in the ER

Bronce McClain: That glass is...thin. I sneezed. It broke. I'll be at the dr if you need me.

Kevin Spier: I've seen that gif, it ain't pretty.

Bob Tanner: You went balls deep in an IPA glass? Rookie mistake dude.

Jarrod : Yah as cheeks wide open is what ya gotta do

Jeff : You guys are going to break Untappd.

Bob Tanner: I don't think untappd is ready for SWTFYW jeff

Jarrod : Bronce is to untappd as Kim Kardashian is to the internet

Bob Tanner: Should probably hire us all as consultants.

Bob Tanner: Jarrod - Untappd QOTD.

Andrej A: S(ay)WTFYW here?

Jarrod : Apparently

Bob Tanner: Yeah - pretty sure there's no mods here that are browsing comments for mung jumping and FHRITP.

Bob Tanner: Should we request that Untappd make a badge for number of comments on a checkin? Pretty sure Bronce is setting records right now.

Andrej A: #childish

Michael : i wish i could love that comment dre. maybe we can ask uptappd to add a love comment to posts?

Andrej A: Is anyone else friends with "Your Mom" on Untappd? Some epic threads on his check-ins.

Bob Tanner: Are you guys hatin on SWTFYW Hints and Hauls mobile? #wtf #fyritp #ballsdeep

Bob Tanner: No dre. I remeber gettig a request from him (her?) but declined it. Maybe I should reconsider?

Andrej A: Yes - you should.

Andrej A: No hating here, Padres fan.

Brandon Rahn: 5318008

Bob Tanner: Which of your mom should I seek out? Give me your moms location so I can determine which one is really your mom.

Andrej A: teamlowes48 Your Mom is a ho, so all friend requests will be accepted.

Bronce McClain: I don't think there's a corner of the Internet we haven't infiltrated yet.

Michael : women, bronce. scantily clad women. edit: haywire testicles dont count.

Michael : oooh, ive got it. beer porn...as in women pouring beers all over them in the buff. there has to be a market for that, right?

Andrej A: ^^^ ISO dat URL

Bronce McClain: Sounds like a gateway to butt chugging on camera for cash.

Michael : www.beerporn.com is available.

Michael : i mean, ive seen champagne being used for this as well as cristal, but never a bc stout or a serendipity.

Michael : i just purchased that website and sent an email to the us trademark office.

Bronce McClain: I hope you put everyone's legal name and address on the application. Let's make it official with the government.

Michael : well i used your ssn, i hope you dont mind.

Andrej A: cha-CHING!

Kevin Spier: Secret Squirrel Place redux?

Mike L.: Oh man. I played a gig at a local brewery tonight... had you assholes in my pocket all night, buzzing and shit

Mike L.: Bronce White Rajah checkin 2015 4evah!

Matt Huber: Penis

Jarrod : Balls

Bronce McClain: Those are curious posts from Matty & Jarrod at the same time at 5:30 in the morning...

Matt Huber: We were both pooping. This is a serious statement.

Andrej A: Pooping together? Shit did just get serious....

Andrej A: ^^^ see what I did there?

Jarrod : Yes Bronce. See other site for comments

Bronce McClain: There's ANOTHER site?!?!

Bob Tanner: Just an FYI. Stone Brewery has got to be one of the best brewery experiences ever.

Seth C: Agreed I love stone

Bob Tanner: Probably the most family friendly place too.

Justin L: The food is awesome too. Did you take a tour? Still haven't ticked that experience yet

Mike L.: Stone, eh? I'll be right over. Hi Roger!

Matt Huber: Hi Roger! Wish you could tag in these comments

Andrej A: Stone is pretty fucking awesome.

Jarrod : Who Framed Roger

Jarrod : Matt. How were your poops today

Matt Huber: So runny. I think I'm getting over a bug. It was bad enough today that I had to fully scrub the toilet down, inside and out.

Jarrod : Ya you were saying that. Woke up today and had a great bowel movement and worried that yours has not returned to normal

Matt Huber: I appreciate your concern friend. If anyone else wants updates on the status of my butthole, I'll keep you updated in this thread.

Jarrod : Maybe Bronce will lend you his glass.

Bronce McClain: It holds 16 ounces!

Matt Huber: I need much more than 16 oz.

Jarrod : I was saying maybe use it to get up in there. The ribs could loosen up the muscles

Mike L.: Shit. It's just 8:30 but already I could stand to go balls deep into a growler or two.

Matt Huber: Butthole Update #2: Hitting the throne yet again, not sure how much more my butthole can take. We're going to test her limits...

Bronce McClain: So many comments I want to make about a female butthole there, Matt.

Mike L.: Matt is all man... except for her butthole.

Bronce McClain: If it's a female you're sticking "things" in then it can't be be gay, right?

Matt Huber: I'm being ambiguous as possible.

Kevin Spier: Mike I'm with you, about to open one now.

Bob Tanner: Imagine the endless possibilities of Untappd allowed picture comments. I'd gladly share a picture of my morning poop with you all.

Kevin Spier: What a waste.......

Andrej A: "Waste". hehehe

Bob Tanner: Woke up to a horrific mudslide this morning. Wish I could have shown you guys the destruction.

Mike L.: Unfinished business on the hopper this morning... no way to start a day

Jeff : About to go take of some business myself.

Bob Tanner: My rectum is beginning to show the adverse effects of manmade rental change.

Jarrod : My business is no good today

Bronce McClain: I'm taking care of business right now. It's...taking longer than expected.

Andrej A: Pooping at work: taboo? I'm blowing it out right now...with a guy in the next stall. No courtesy flush, either.

Andrej A: #thuglife

Kevin Spier: Definitely not taboo to poop at work, I'm there for 8 hours and I'm not gonna spend ALL of it on BA

Justin L: Haven't pooped yet, but feeling optimistic about the outcome

Justin L: One time I used the stall next to my old boss, and proceeded to light it up. It was really bad, like top five. Right after I started pooping

Justin L: I could actually sense my boss' urgency to get out of there because the smell was so bad. I don't think he figured out it was me, otherwise

Justin L: I may not have had a job

Bob Tanner: There was a ghost pooper at one of my old jobs. Some lady was going into the ladies room and pooping on the floor next to the toilet.

Bob Tanner: They had to actually send an email to the whole workforce asking that people try to poop in the toilet.

Bob Tanner: Someone then made a road sign type of picture with a "do not poop on floor symbol" & "poop on toilet" symbol and hung it up in the ladies rm

Seth C: Women really are grosser than men

Kevin Spier: That's fucking hysterical.... I wonder if she had some kind of problem, or if it was a spite thing

Jarrod : Like a boss

Bronce McClain: I've heard from many people that women destroy work/public bathrooms. Much worse than men.

Jeff : That's because they try to hover and not touch anything.

Matt Huber: Bitches. Amirite?

Andrej A: ^^^ true dat

Andrej A: Wait. So nobody pooped today?

Jarrod : I did

Andrej A: So....tell us more....

Bob Tanner: Mine looked like a giant scoop of chocolate ice cream splattered against the wall.

Michael : really? mine have been more a mix between chocolate and peanut butter.

Matt Huber: I had explosive dihahreahha again. I'm hoping this is the last time, otherwise DLD is going to be fun

Seth C: DLD is going to be cold

Michael : iz that speled foneticklee?

Michael : well, im sure matts poops will be hot, so just hang around his butthole.

Matt Huber: That's how cavemen kept warm in the Renaissance Era.

Jarrod : Since he's not here. Anyone have the 007 pic w the van they can send me

Bob Tanner: Ate a lot of broccoli and cauliflower. And drank a lot of beer. My poop is gonna be amazing tomorrow.

Andrej A: Just had some spicy-ass Thai and some beer. Gonna HUUUUURRRT SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD in da morning!!!

Bob Tanner: We need to request that untappd allow us to toast comments. SRS.

Brandon Rahn: Im shitting right now as i type this, my boo hole is raw

Matt Huber: Jarrod did you get the pic? Obviously I have it if you need, seeing as how I created it.

Jarrod : Yessir I did.

Mike L.: Close call this morning, boys. Wife out of town, Mike solo with the kids, dog woke up while I was on the shitter and started barking.

Mike L.: But I performed under pressure and squeezed one out just when I thought the show was over. It's gonna be a fantastic day.

Andrej A: Prost, Mike!

Kevin Spier: So Bob, how's that broccoli poop treating you?

Bob Tanner: Didn't think anything was gonna happen this morning but after a big cup of coffee, things got moving real fast.

Jeff : I'm multitasking--along with dump #2 I'm checking Untappd and playing Trivia Crack.

Matt Huber: I had a shitty shit this morning. I'm hoping my butthole is just saving up for Justin's bathroom.

Andrej A: If I'm following correctly, this convo should get 007'ed, no?

Mike L.: Andrej, are you saying no poop for a while... and then torrents?

Matt Huber: Or torrents of poop?

Mike L.: Torrents of Poop. Great album title.

Jeff : Well Mike, as a member of a band you can make this happen. The Small Kings new album "Torrents of Poop" now available in a store near you.

Bronce McClain: Is it bad if I can't remember if I've gone today yet or not?

Brandon Rahn: Taking my last plop plop fizz fizz in Jamaica :(

Andrej A: I'm pushing a major log jam thru here on Cape Cod. Ugggghhhhhhhh.

Bronce McClain: I'm watching Battlefield Earth. This truly is the worst movie ever made not trying to be a bad movie.

Seth C: It's fucking terrible

Bronce McClain: I'm only watching so I can listen to the "How Did This Get Made" podcast episode for it tomorrow during a road trip.

Matt Huber: Try sitting through John Carter. And then count how many times you shake your head, squint your eyes, and mouth the word "what?" in an hour

Bronce McClain: I've gotten a headache trying to figure this one out

Bronce McClain: Of course, then I read about the Scientology link and how Travolta put up millions for it. Why, Forest Whitaker, why?!?!

Bob Tanner: Penis.

Kevin Spier: Vagina.

Andrej A: Smegma.

Brandon Rahn: That was a scary fart...

Mike L.: Speaking of penis, Bob...

Bob Tanner: I wish I could have farts that scared me. Imagine jumping and screaming every time you farted? Must be an amazing experience.

Mike L.: How's the "wee one" passing along?

Bob Tanner: It's all gone now Mike. Passed this past Friday.

Mike L.: Whew.

Jeff : Congratulations Bob--what did you name it?

Brandon Rahn: Havent had a bm since the weekend, im a sad panda

Seth C: Just blew some shit up. Downing a bottle of night tripper right before bed loosens the bowels for the morning

Matt Huber: Held my poop til the last possible second then unleashed hell. It was tantra for poop. Bet this is what Sting feels like, but with his dick.

Brandon Rahn: I just took the largest dump of my life, id say a good 60% of the bowl was occupied. From the bottom all the way up and out of the water and

Brandon Rahn: a large carry over.

Kevin Spier: Something about that made me think about the bowl movements of competitive eaters #showerthoughts

Andrej A: Not an hour ago I finished some Brazilian Stew from the Whole Foods Hot Food bar. Now I'm on the throne bubbling up my own stew....

Andrej A: ...and thought of y'all. Thanks for listening.

Andrej A: Any good poops lately? After eating a bunch of fried seafood and onion rings last night, I had quite the heap this morning.

Jarrod : I'm poopin now actually

Bronce McClain: Me too!

Matt Huber: I've pooped twice today, thought I was going to hit 3 but I think I'm recovered now.

Bronce McClain: It's still early.

Matt Huber: I'm going to get shitfaced tonight and see if I can break my poop record tomorrow, which I think is like 5 times in one day.

Brandon Rahn: Taking my sunday coffee dump!

Kevin Spier: Five? That's all? I've had days where I hit that by lunch.

Jeff : I forgot to come to the poop forum to comment on what happened Friday am after the Cajun Burger I had for lunch Thursday when meeting Jarrod

Kevin Spier: Well?

Andrej A: Yeah....what happened?

Jeff : Long story, but there was a turd about 18" long that wouldn't flush. I grabbed the plunger thinking I could force it to flush.

Jeff : I was wrong, the turd coiled up in the plunger like a rattlesnake. I was finally able to get it out and break it up into smaller pieces.

Jarrod : I pooped 9 times in one day when I was in Portland drinking a shit load of sours. That was my record

Bob Tanner: I had a poop stored up that was so bad it was causing me back pains and kept me awake all night. My back thanked me this morning.

Matt Huber: I've had those before, like passing a baby anally

Kevin Spier: Only you have the power to prevent forest fires.

Bob Tanner: I'm now on my 3rd poop of the morning. My anus is on fire.

Kevin Spier: But at least your back doesn't hurt anymore

Andrej A: What'd ya eat last night Bob?

Bob Tanner: Popcorn. I think that had something to do with it. Btw, the TP at work is sandpaper. My butthole is now bleeding due to severe abrasions.

Matt Huber: I'd sarcastically ask for pics but I'm afraid you'd deliver.

Justin L: Those are the best kinds of poops

Bob Tanner: Matt - I'd be more than happy to send pics. Most of them would contain colors of brown with an occasional red smear.

Andrej A: Can't say my poop is on par w/ y'all (at least in recent days). My son's poop? Jesus. How does breast milk turn into sugh different poo?

Matt Huber: God damnit Bob you know how to give a man an instant erection.

Kevin Spier: Wow Matt, even for you that gets a wow.

Bronce McClain: Anyone else get hungry all of a sudden?

Brandon Rahn: Oooooh night poops!

Bronce McClain: I think someone needs to send me more white rajah. It's taking way too long to scroll to the bottom of this one.

Andrej A: Funny you mention that, A-aron. I'm having a tough time with the "safe to squeeze" border this morning. Leakage. :-/

Brandon Rahn: Taking a shit at my grandparents house right now. I love coffee!

Kevin Spier: Oh come on they're only habaneros ;)

Jeff : Holy hell. A weekends worth of restaurant food plus McDonalds crap on the way home. I think the lid just blew off the septic tank out front

Jarrod : I just unleashed hell on this toilet

Andrej A: Trying to crap, but the damn kid keeps screaming. A sad display in Boston this morning.

Matt Huber: Scream back at him, it will help you poop, I promise.

Seth C: Stuck can't move because of flooding. Need to shit

Jeff : Flooding =big toilet, no? Be safe, Seth

Andrej A: Matt - genius. Neighbors hate me more, but that worked. Thanks! Seth - be careful out there.

Kevin Spier: I just ripped off a fart so bad I had to leave my own cubicle. Dropping the kids off at the pool hoping it'll prevent a repeat performance

Brandon Rahn: Its my turn!

Bob Tanner: Bronce needs to wake up and get in on 007s LIF before he gets squeezed out.

Bronce McClain: Hi guys! I'm pooping.

Andrej A: Skol, Bronce.

Jeff : We have one stall and one urinal in the mens room. I was in the stall when someone came in, pissed and left. No problem except they shut

Jeff : lights out when they left and didn't hear my "YO!". I had to call the front desk and have her page somebody to turn the lights back on.

Brandon Rahn: it was a shit in the dark -Ozzy

Jeff : I mean, you could easily see my feet under the stall, there was splashing and maybe some grunting plus a paniced yell as the door was closed

Bronce McClain: Were you worried you wouldn't be able to see/tell when you could stop wiping? I probably would've finished in the dark.

Kevin Spier: So would I, or at worst waddled to the switch in the dark.

Jeff : I could see using the light from my phone, I only called so I could make him aware of what he had done and make him feel bad.

Bronce McClain: So...did they get on the loudspeaker? "Whoever turned off the bathroom light, go turn it back on, Jeff's still shitting."

Jeff : That would have been classic, but I recognized the cough/throat clear as he was washing his hands and knew who the culprit was.

Andrej A: Off him

Matt Huber: Eye for an eye, I always say. He turns out the lights during your shit, you sleep with his wife.

Brandon Rahn: This thread makes me poop more regularly

Bronce McClain: That's because of the fiber content.

Jeff : I was going to wait until he's in the men's room and turn the light off. Hadn't considered the wife angle. Mid 60's, but not in a hot way.

Brandon Rahn: Passive aggressive, my favorite

Matt Huber: It doesn't matter, it's Hammurabi's code, you have to defend your honor and fuck his ugly wife. Or turn out the lights, whichever is easier.

Kevin Spier: Back on topic, Five Guys for lunch and a ribeye steak for dinner just caused me to anally deliver a bowling ball.

Andrej A: Dat crispy pad thai from yesterday making for an interesting trip to the throne this morning.

Bronce McClain: 2 things: 1.)I drank around 35oz. of Omega Point last night & 2.)I just shit myself. Seriously.

Mike L.: On the couch, Bronce? #fatshittystyle

Bronce McClain: On the couch. Got up, tried to wipe off & immediately jumped in the shower. Not trusting farts anymore today.

Matt Huber: I know the feeling Bronce. Literally.

Andrej A: Who amongst us has not shit themselves? In the last week? #amiright

Bronce McClain: My son tried to judge me, then I reminded him he's 5 months old and does this twice a day.

Andrej A: Only twice a day?

Bronce McClain: Going w/ averages lately...2-3, around there.

Kevin Spier: Here here

Andrej A: After lil man dropped the juisest deuce in his diaper, I'm now stuck on the throne with the Hershey squirts myself. #winning

Scott : I've been farting in bed all morning. I feel my Chipotle getting ready to make an impact.

Bob Tanner: Just gave birth to a premie baby. Dropped a deuce and lost 3 lbs. SRS. Went from 200 to 197.

Kevin Spier: Well on your way to winning Eric's beer!

Mike L.: Left a runny stew in the bowl, then took the dog out and she did the same in the grass. #unity

Matt Huber: We need to organize a PIF where we all poop at the same time and describe it here.

Jeff : As long a pictures don't enter into it.

Bob Tanner: I have to stop watching Sesame Street. According to my poop, the letter of the day is S and the number of the day is 5.

Bronce McClain: I had a situation where I finished and 2 minutes later my body really let me know I wasn't done. Repeat visitor this morning.

Andrej A: Had that same thing happen this morning, Bronce. Made some strong-ass coffee - acting like Draino on my guts.

Jarrod : Late for work bc of traffic. Gotta dump something fierce. I'm thinking of you white rajah

Jarrod : Never again will I add b ice cream to nyfrb. Pooped 4 times since 3am. Horrifying too

Jeff : Challenge accepted!!!

Brandon Rahn: You guys poop more times in a day than i do in a week

Jarrod : That's not healthy. Gotta clean that colon

Scott : Had to grab the backup roll this morning because someone is not good about changing empties...

Justin L: Currently in Las Vegas. Had Korean BBQ the night prior so safe to say the colon is clear. They haven't smelled good either

Jeff : Dear lord, I don't remember eating anything made with napalm that still had fur, claws and maybe a tentacle or two.

Jeff : Really dreading the 2 hour drive to Poconos this afternoon.

Kevin Spier: Good luck my friend

Bronce McClain: We got a bunch of cabbage in our CSA...I think you know what I mean.

Jeff : At a cabin with septic. Jeff 1, septic system 0

Mike L.: Just launched a missle.

Jeff : 2-0, septic is on the ropes.

Jeff : 3-0, down goes septic

Andrej A: Man....that took a while. I think this is the latest in the day I've had my first dump.

Jeff : The sign says septic: flush only toilet paper and human waste. What to do with the inhuman waste that just happened?

Mike L.: Oh, Mexican Cake. I'm shitting you out for the 4th time this morning.

Matt Huber: I've had an epiphany: the morning poop dictates the type of day you have.

Matt Huber: Good poop, easy release, clean break, good day. Bad poop, excessive pushing, unsatisfied feeling, bad day.

Kevin Spier: What if you don't poop until later in the day?

Matt Huber: Then you will die.

Kevin Spier: Be right back, I have a dump to take....

Brandon Rahn: I die about 5-6 times a week

Andrej A: Mexican food never fails to provide an active morning on the throne the next day.

Seth C: Been eating a lot of sunflower seeds. My shit smells like sunflower seeds. #HousersFault

Matt Huber: My parents never loved me. #housersfault

Andrej A: Messy day for father and son this morning. #BDCEABD

Scott : Very satisfying pre flight airport bathroom dump. There was a guy squirting away a few stalls down.

Bob Tanner: New secret squirrel site lives!!!

Jeff : Wow--that may have just been the best thing that has ever happened to me in Dresher, PA

Seth C: Weird it lives

Jeff : The other place has pictures--I don't need to see that.

Mike L.: Thanks for the big save, Jeff. Just say no to dedication shots! #nodef

Andrej A: 2nd Anniversary and I'm stuck on the throne with Hershey squirts. Fuck me.

Scott : I've got a nasty set going right now. Hopefully I can meet my buddy for dinner in an hour. Also the cat tried to come say hello... weird

Jarrod : Bringing back a gem

Matt Huber: Bringing back up some old shit.

Kevin Spier: Wow, you're at risk for not getting out of the house within an HOUR? Epic dump brah.

Andrej A: Same shit, different day?

Scott : It's not about a single shit for an hour, more about a progression of shitting. It turned out ok. Downed some kaopectate, vanilla flavor

Matt Huber: 6:13 AM EST, I'm claiming title as the first poop of the day.

Jeff : Oh, God, here we go again. At least there are no pictures here.

Andrej A: Thai food the day after: feeling the burn!

Mike L.: Wondering how this Xocoveza is going to come out in the end. Hi Roger!

Kevin Spier: Do we have Justinsosmart in here? French pewps!

Justin L: Le pewps!

Andrej A: Awwwwww shit!

Matt Huber: I don't know how it happens, but I always get a notification from this thread whenever I'm taking a shit.

Scott : Saw this pop up while talking my morning pewp

Kevin Spier: Holy shit has it really been over 18 months since this started?

Seth C: Hi Jeremy R.

Mike L.: Suddenly I'm feeling a bowel movement coming on.

Mike L.: Hi Bob!

Kevin Spier: Gotta do it like this: Hi Bob T. !

Bronce McClain: We need untappd to weigh in here. This has to be the most comments on a check-in ever.

Scott : Or possibly the longest running string of comments

Jeremy Roth: What a shit storm

Andrej A: Where the fuck is Bob T. ?

Mike L.: Damn.... sometimes no amount of wiping will get the job done.

Kevin Spier: Holy Jesus I cannot believe this thread is from 3 1/2 years ago

Bronce McClain: Wow...I had forgotten how long this got. (that's what she said)

Bob Tanner: So when you measure balls deep, do you only use one or do you just go all in and drop in both?

Bob Tanner: And what sound does it make if it’s just shy of balls deep? I envision a kerplunk type of sound. But I think the size and velocity matter.

Bob Tanner: Mathematically speaking, I think the equation is as follows: s = (m * k * v)/n

Bob Tanner: S = sound, m = mass (kg), k = speed (m/s), v = volume (oz), n = number of balls dropped

Bob Tanner: Feel as if something is missing. Does glass opening size need to be considered? Cuz then you need to take into account timing of ball drop.

Bob Tanner: And number of hairs located on ball contact area needs to be added. I can see them causing a dampening effect on the sound.

Bronce McClain: Should probably shave first to be safe

Bob Tanner: Sitting here dropping a deuce & just realized we didn’t take temperature into account. That will significantly affect ball density.

Bob Tanner: Bronce M. - great idea! We can definitely control for that variable with proper preparation.

Scott : Also ball to beer distance and beer viscocity

Bob Tanner: Scott - good call on viscosity. Does carbonation need to be considered? I feel like it could add to bouyancy which could add dampen effect.

Jeff : Haywire—glad to see someone is still worried about the important things.

Bob Tanner: Jeff - Its the difference between a whoosh vs a kerplunk that matters most. It can make or break the measurement. #propermeasure

Seth C: Whoosh is more aerodynamic

Matt Huber: Whaaaaat the fuck is this thread still doing alive

Bob Tanner: Matt H. Why wouldn’t it still be alive?

Matt Huber: Should have gone for the head #thanosdidnothingwrong #doubleentendre

Mike L.: First poop of 2020 just might be the best of the year. I have 364.5 days to beat it, but I’m not keeping my hopes up.

Jarrod : My farts today taste like white rajah. Happy new year

Matt Huber: Just reread the entire thread, some classic content here. Favorite was from you Mike L. : "Matt is all man, except for her butthole."

Matt Huber: And apropos, I received the comment notification whilst pooping

Jeff : Haha, back after a 15 month hiatus. My 2020 is off to a pretty good start poopwise, wishing you all the best!

Andrej A: Amateurs. I’ve pooped, napped and pooped again. Quantity over quality, ladies. HNY

Bob Tanner: For the last 3 days, I’ve been having those poops where it hits so hard that it splashed back up and gets all over my ass.

Josh Howe: Here for poop-based nostalgia. Happy New Year!

Seth C: A tradition unlike any other, "White Rajah"

Bronce McClain: I've been conditioned to need to poop anytime I get an untappd notification.

Bronce McClain: A-a-ron literally

Mike L.: Seems like we got a healthy flow this year. Except for Bob. Backsplash is no good.

Mike L.: That’s sweet, Matt H. Poetry.

Jeff : New Year’s Day diet of football, beer, wings, stromboli, ribs, pulled pork, mac&cheese, chili and sausages. What just happened was the size

Jeff : of a small dog, the consistency of wet cement and smelled like burning rubber. Good times!

Andrej A: 😢

Scott : A-a-ron such is life

Seth C: 😭😭

Matt Huber: Oh shit

Jeff : Here we go again?

Seth C: #TMB

Justin L: Where’s my money Bronce??

Michael : this is always a great read!

Jesse Stillinger: Damn right!!!!!!

Mike L.: I’m guessing there was no room for a triple pig sandwich after that insane plate of fries. There’s always tomorrow.

Seth C: A tradition like no other.... The Rajah

Seth C: Hmm Ive said almost the same thing before. Always a good read hope those that pop in and reread are doing well

Jeff : Good to see that the usual band of miscreants is still at it over 8 years later.

Mike L.: .@bucktuckian I guess that's just at Strongsville-seems like you had plenty o pig anyway. Cheers all. May your poops be smooth and plentiful.

Bronce McClain: I just shit my pants.

Kevin Spier: Oh good, I thought I was the only one

Andrej A: I take one night off and go see what happens. Hope all is good with you gents.

Bob Tanner: Confession - I haven’t pooped right since I had my first Rajah.

Matt Huber: I don't have to poop but I kinda want to now

Seth C: Do you ever wish you knew when you were in the good ole days? Rajah the good ole days

Mike L.: Funny you should mention that. I took THREE poops before work yesterday. Coincidence?

Andrej A: You a fun place to poop? Nashville. Many had last week. 🎸💩

Matt Huber: I got drunk on accident last night, took 3 poops in a span of 1.5 hours. True story.

Jeff : The check in that wouldn’t end. For reference, early on Coldone commented and mentioned President Obama. It makes me happy to know that some old friends are still pooping!