Michael Schlecht is drinking an Old Faithorn by Solemn Oath Brewery
Michael Schlecht is drinking a Balls of Holly by Big Dog's Brewing Company
Michael Schlecht is drinking a High Life by Miller Brewing Company
Michael Schlecht is drinking a Bud Light by Anheuser-Busch
I was once kidnapped by apes. I suckled from the teet. It's was refreshing and delicious. It smelled of elderberry.