Gerry Jackson: Your description is priceless. Please keep up the good work!
Trevor O’Neill is drinking a Cryonic - Sticky IPA by D9 Brewing Company
This tastes like Poseidon slapped me with Hera’s bath water
Earned the Pride Month (2020) badge! Earned the Playing the Field badge! Earned the Brewery Pioneer (Level 2) badge! Earned the Land of the Free (Level 2) badge!Trevor O’Neill is drinking a JuiceBox IPA by Iron Hill Brewery
If King Arthur unsheathed Excalibur to find it was replaced by a DONG, that’s the flavor profile. An effective weapon regardless, but not what was expected
Earned the Cheers To You! badge!Trevor O’Neill is drinking a Sittin' Plush by Captain Lawrence Brewing Company
It’s probably more like a 3.75 but it’s warm and that’s unforgivable
Earned the I Believe in IPA! badge!Trevor O’Neill is drinking a Drawn & Quartered by Nightmare Brewing Company
Many beers are described as full bodied. This is half bodied Spartan man and half bodied Spanish stallion. Purebred centaur of a beer
I took a sip and suddenly was wearing a flannel and Levi’s. The more I drank, the harder my “A”s became pronounced, ya kno?