Well, we had to send Bobo home in an Uber. Little bugger can’t hold his liquor! This gem is toasty, almost smokey. Bitter chocolate and coffee accentuated with hints of tart fruitiness. As silky as a rich girl’s knickers.
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Stuart MacDiarmid: Alex C. Well, not after they’d been with you for 15 minutes!
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 06:21:39 +0000 ReportAntoine H: You mean you sent à monkey in a Uber ? Pas possible...
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 09:45:24 +0000 ReportDale W: Good for you making sure Bobo gets home safe.. 👍😃
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 12:47:53 +0000 ReportChris Z: Monkey?! Primate, I believe 🍻
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 15:47:22 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Antoine H. Oh yes. Ubers here are very accomodating.
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 23:24:35 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Dale W. It was the best thing to do. He can’t be trusted to take the bus by himself.
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 23:26:07 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Chris Z. It’s a common mistake. Bobo no longer gets upset about it.
Sun, 09 Sep 2018 23:26:59 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Alex C. I did! I spoke quite sternly to him. I threatened him with Jeroen’s echo chamber.
Mon, 10 Sep 2018 01:27:05 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Jeroen we tried to teach Bobo chess but it was too complicated for him. So we tried checkers, but he kept inserting the pieces into orifices
Mon, 10 Sep 2018 22:40:13 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: But the Nederlands is not alone in bonobo-related bureaucracy! We have the same issues here. We managed a work-around though ...
Mon, 10 Sep 2018 22:41:31 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: ... money changed hands and an accomodating bureaucrat gave me papers saying Bobo is a human child. The good thing now is ...
Mon, 10 Sep 2018 22:42:41 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: ... we get the state allowance for raising a handicapped child! ‘Special needs child’ is the politically-correct term.
Mon, 10 Sep 2018 22:43:56 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Jeroen you could probably sell that Soviet-era to Y B. He collects memorabilia like that.
Mon, 10 Sep 2018 22:44:59 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Y B. 🍻
Tue, 11 Sep 2018 03:21:43 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Jeroen and, these days, not even the crassest of bureaucrats would actually say out loud that my child looks like a bonobo ...
Tue, 11 Sep 2018 06:35:11 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: ... he actually scrubs up quite well and looks quite spiffing in his little sailor’s suit. I’ll take a picture for you next time.
Tue, 11 Sep 2018 06:36:24 +0000 ReportStuart MacDiarmid: Jeroen The sailor suit is in the laundry anyway. He soiled it on Sunday in the Uber on his way home from the Malthouse.
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