Pours a dark purple, like Tinky Winky has been tanning. Mouth feel is liquid and nebulous. Taste is like cotton candy mixed with rolos. Head disappears quicker than hope that Jake Bauers will ever hit higher than .200Earned the Better Together (Level 12) badge! Earned the For the Can (Level 51) badge! Earned the Fruits of Your Labor (Level 14) badge!
Pours darker than the heart of the Black Sea in a cat 5 hurricane. Mouth feel like God's balls are in there. Notes of Canadian blood mingled with ball sweat, an effect that lingers like the Kyrie's history of choking on dong in the playoffs w/o LeBronEarned the Bar Explorer (Level 4) badge!