Beer #10. "Kid: Your beard's not real. Willie: No shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out. Kid: How come? Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean. Kid: Mrs. Santa? Willie: No it was her sister."
Purchased at TavourEarned the Winter Wonderland (Level 19) badge!
Beer #9. Creatures kissing in the rain. Shapeless in the dark again. In the hanging garden please don't speak. In the hanging garden no one sleeps.
Purchased at John's MarketplaceEarned the Haze for Days (Level 16) badge!
Beer #8. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
Purchased at John's MarketplaceEarned the Pucker Up (Level 37) badge! Earned the Ich Bin Ein Berliner (Level 8) badge!