Jim Pilgrim: The beer is excellent, by the way. Rich, roasty, and warming on a cold day. My undead warrior friend will be delighted.

Jim Pilgrim is drinking a Gold Kingdom by Brew York at West Riding Licensed Refreshment Rooms
Aaaah, ah ah ah ah, wishing for the cities of gold, aaah ah ah ah, someday we will find the cities of gold. Classic. I'm not sure if I'd prefer infinite riches, or a temple full of Mcvities gold bars. Either or. The beer is tropical and lush, like, yeah.
Jim Pilgrim is drinking a Broken Dream by Siren Craft Brew at West Riding Licensed Refreshment Rooms
I'll tell you what is the dream, apart from this robust and delicious beer. There are giant Yorkshire puddings and roast potatoes on the bar, free for the eating. Bonus. And the stout is more black velvet than Alannah Myles could have (broken) dreamed of.
Jim Pilgrim is drinking a Dark Academia by Round Corner Brewing at York Tap
What's that, like black nuts? Oh wait, that's macadamia. This must be the study of evil magics, wizardry, demonolgy, necromancy, and such like. I shall attempt to raise a long deceased warrior from the dead. Who, ironically, might well have black nuts.
Jim Pilgrim: The beer is excellent, by the way. Rich, roasty, and warming on a cold day. My undead warrior friend will be delighted.
Jim Pilgrim is drinking a PATRONS PROJECT 46.02 // DAN MUMFORD // YORK // BREW YORK // YORK COCOA // CHOCOLATE STOUT by Northern Monk at Untappd at Home
This is rather good. It's warming, chocolatey, and stouty. Very pleasing. My only problem is the Dan Mumford bit. Is he in Mumford and Sons? If so it would get many minus points. But I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.
Did you hear about the squirrelly thing in the late 90's, who loved a party? Fucking mad Ferret. Mad for it, right? I'll get my coat. The beer is unremarkable, but totally fine. I don't like the sea, especially a big one. Too scary.