She’s flirty and light and not to be taken seriously except when she’s angry. And even then she’s only seriously funny. Her cats are vegan. She wears a mask always but has a nipple-less bra for sale on Craigslist. We all know one. She’s that one.#BWOB21Earned the Riding Steady (Level 3) badge! Earned the Brewery Pioneer (Level 7) badge!
How is she a woman. She’s a unicorn. Likes beer and your friends, is sexy AND can support herself but like to rest her head on your shoulder.Earned the Photogenic Brew (Level 14) badge! Earned the For the Can (Level 2) badge!
She’s looks Danish in a very good way. Cinnamon maple pecan rolls are her specialty. She is the definition of a keeper, but as usual nobody can find her. If you see her, jump.Earned the Home Brewed Goodness (Level 2) badge! Earned the Land of the Free (Level 14) badge!
Remember that bacon fad? It wasn’t a fad, kid. It became a way of life. There are people who say the long pig was used for brekky when pork bellies became scarce, but there’s no way of telling. Everyone files their teeth these days.Earned the Draft City (Level 5) badge!
Polite. She has the bread where others just have the yeast. She would not bring her baby to the beer tent, and she’s too classy to judge anyone who does.Earned the Middle of the Road (Level 8) badge! Earned the Oktoberfest badge!