
Dan A. is drinking a Guinness Draught by Guinness
When at a pub imported from Dublin, about to listen to live Irish folk. You have a Guinness, for your health.
Dan A. is drinking a Hop Hash by SweetWater Brewing Company
If the greatful dead went on a whiskey bender with Ronald Reagan. This is what it would taste like
Dan A. is drinking a Watership Brown Ale by Red Hare Brewing Company
Like Newcastle if it had a penis. Not that I drink penis. I'm saying it's a more robust brown ale. Not that I like penis.
Dan A. is drinking a Long Day Lager by Red Hare Brewing Company
Because a town named whatever sounds like it's cops would be terrible
Everybody is all gay rights, take down the confederate flag and I'm all like, I'll have a smithwicks.