Grossen Bart Brewery

Chin Curtain IPA

IPA - American

Best of Boulder County IPA's 2nd place 2015. India Pale Ale. Solid malty base. Strong notes of citrus. Generously hopped with CTZ, Chinook, and Simcoe.… Read More

Best of Boulder County IPA's 2nd place 2015. India Pale Ale. Solid malty base. Strong notes of citrus. Generously hopped with CTZ, Chinook, and Simcoe. Then we take it a step further and double dry hop it with Chinook and Simcoe. The Chin Curtain beard is a bit simpler than both the Amish and the Strap, but for different reasons. It entails less upkeep than the Strap, which is easily overgrown. Read Less

Anker Beard Amber

Red Ale - American Amber / Red

Multi-Award Winner! Silver Medal at the 2017 and 2016 Denver International Beer Festival. Bronze Medal at the 2016 Colorado State Fair. Caramel and toasted… Read More

Multi-Award Winner! Silver Medal at the 2017 and 2016 Denver International Beer Festival. Bronze Medal at the 2016 Colorado State Fair. Caramel and toasted malt provide a bright amber color to this deliciously hand crafted hop forward ale. Provided by citrus Cascade hops, this smooth, silky Amber will leave you smiling. The Anchor facial hair style cleverly combines the goatee and chinstrap to brilliantly resemble an anchor. Read Less

Strip-Teaser Pale Ale

Pale Ale - American

Strip Teaser Pale Ale: Best in Show, Double Gold 2017 Denver International Beer Competition. Silver 2018 Denver International Beer Competition. Bronze… Read More

Strip Teaser Pale Ale:
Best in Show, Double Gold 2017 Denver International Beer Competition.
Silver 2018 Denver International Beer Competition.
Bronze 2018 North American Beer Awards (NABA)
Best in Show 3rd Place 2019 Denver International Beer Comp.
Malty backbone with a kiss of rye. Bold and dry. Generously hopped with ample amounts of Fuggles and Cascade. Smooth with a slightly sweet finish. The prestigious strip-teaser mustache is a narrow style of stash worn halfway between the upper lip and the nose with upturned ends. Read Less

Stubble Kolsch

Kölsch

Bronze Medal 2017 World Beer Championships, Silver 2019 Denver International Beer comp. This German style Kölsch is light and effervescent. It provides… Read More

Bronze Medal 2017 World Beer Championships, Silver 2019 Denver International Beer comp.
This German style Kölsch is light and effervescent. It provides a subtle, fruity aroma. A smooth mouth feel with a crisp and dry finish. The five o'clock shadow refers to beard stubble that is visible late in the day, usually around 5 o'clock, on men who have shaved their faces that morning.
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Friendly Mutton Chop Marzen

Märzen

This glorious Marzen Oktoberfest is a full bodied amber colored malty lager. This brilliant face-scape known as the Friendly Mutton Chops, is achieved… Read More

This glorious Marzen Oktoberfest is a full bodied amber colored malty lager. This brilliant face-scape known as the Friendly Mutton Chops, is achieved by letting your sideburns grow down to the corners of your mouth while also letting your mustache grow, eventually allowing the two to connect in harmony. Perfecting this look can be tricky. As you tip back this magical Marzen we can guarantee you’ll havethe perfect set of friendly mutton chops whether you wanted them or not! Read Less

Hulihee Irish Red

Red Ale - Irish

The Hulihee style is very similar to the Friendly Mutton Chops except for the fact it usually grows longer and downward. This Irish Red is lightly hopped… Read More

The Hulihee style is very similar to the Friendly Mutton Chops except for the fact it usually grows longer and downward. This Irish Red is lightly hopped and has an even dextrinous body, well-rounded blanced flavors, and a pleasant toasted malt character. Hold your glass on high, kiss the Blarney Stone, and enjoy the gift of gab!

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Chinstrap Session IPA

IPA - Session

The Chinstrap beard extends from the hair line of one side of the face to the other, following the jawline. It’s similar to the Chin Curtain, but does… Read More

The Chinstrap beard extends from the hair line of one side of the face to the other, following the jawline. It’s similar to the Chin Curtain, but does not cover the entire chin. Only the very edges of the jaw and chin. This delicious session-able IPA is guaranteed to get some hair growing on your chinny chin chin. The robust cascade hops provide a floral nose, and the low ABV allows one to consume several without the wobbly effects of the Curtain! Read Less

Walrus Oatmeal Stout

Stout - Oatmeal

The Walrus moustache has whiskers that are thick, bushy, and droop over the mouth. The style resembles the whiskers of a walrus, and this medium bodied… Read More

The Walrus moustache has whiskers that are thick, bushy, and droop over the mouth. The style resembles the whiskers of a walrus, and this medium bodied toasted oatmeal stout does the same. slightly chocolaty hints of coffee and full of character, you can rest assure this creamy smooth toasted oatmeal stout will have you growing tusks in no time! Read Less

Grandma's Whiskers Schwarzbier

Schwarzbier

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Dirty Sanchez Mexican Lager

Lager - Mexican

An easy drinking crisp, smooth Mexican lager.

An easy drinking crisp, smooth Mexican lager. Read Less

Regent Brown Ale

Brown Ale - English

The Regent moustache is elegant in style extending the width of the top lip and comprising two splayed wings with slightly curved tips. This marvelous… Read More

The Regent moustache is elegant in style extending the width of the top lip and comprising two splayed wings with slightly curved tips. This marvelous man stash pairs perfectly with this easy drinking brown ale. Dark amber in color with notes of chocolate and biscuit on the nose, light easy drinking with a slightly sweet chocolaty dry finish! We can guarantee this buxom brown will tickle your fanciest fancy. Read Less

Garibaldi Black IPA

IPA - Black / Cascadian Dark Ale

The Garibaldi beard is broad, full and round. It’s longer than the Verdi but shorter than most beards in the natural category. This beard is a perfect… Read More

The Garibaldi beard is broad, full and round. It’s longer than the Verdi but shorter than most beards in the natural category. This beard is a perfect match for our bold and full black IPA. The bodacious bittering hops packs such a mean punch, that it can be felt through a beard of even this insane magnitude! Bottoms up!
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I MUST BREAK YOU 4.0

Stout - Russian Imperial

Fourth generation. Verboten Brewing & Grossen Bart Brewery teamed up to create this bodacious White Russian Imperial Stout. Comes back every year for… Read More

Fourth generation.
Verboten Brewing & Grossen Bart Brewery teamed up to create this bodacious White Russian Imperial Stout. Comes back every year for Verbotens anniversary party. Enjoy huge roasted, chocolate and malt flavors. With the added milk sugar you will notice suggestions of dark fruit. Brewed Loco Artisan Coffee House a blend of Ethiopian and Brazil. PROST! URA! Read Less

Fu Manchu Foreign Stout

Stout - Foreign / Export

A Foreign Stout is brewed bigger than normal for a long journey. They are typically higher in alcohol with a very pronounced roasted profile. Indulge… Read More

A Foreign Stout is brewed bigger than normal for a long journey. They are typically higher in alcohol with a very pronounced roasted profile. Indulge in this magnificently malty stout and unleash your inner Kung Fu Master! HII_YAAAAHHH!!!
A Fu Manchu mustache is a thin straight mustache that grows downward past the lips and on either side of the chin. There is often a wide gap on the upper lip and the pointed ends of the mustache hang past the jaw line. Read Less

Soul Patch Porter

Porter - American

The facial sea urchin. The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one. For those that don’t, this robust chocolatety… Read More

The facial sea urchin. The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one. For those that don’t, this robust chocolatety porter will pack the punch your sad excuse of a man can’t. Read Less

Phast & Wreckless Wrye WIPA

IPA - Rye

The Phast and Wreckless Wrye IPA opens up with a gentle spiciness and earthy taste, with a belly-warming tartness thats reminiscent of pumpernickel bread.… Read More

The Phast and Wreckless Wrye IPA opens up with a gentle spiciness and earthy taste, with a belly-warming tartness thats reminiscent of pumpernickel bread. Brewed to celebrate the release of the latest album from Craig Cornett and the Phast & Wreckless, this craft creation promises a smooth experience to the last track. Read Less

Frida SMaSH Imperial IPA

IPA - Imperial / Double

SMaSH stands for “Single Malt and Single Hops”. This Frida Imperial IPA was brewed with Patagonia malts and Vic Secret hops. It possesses a strong floral… Read More

SMaSH stands for “Single Malt and Single Hops”. This Frida Imperial IPA was brewed with Patagonia malts and Vic Secret hops. It possesses a strong floral hop flavor that is pleasantly smooth and crisp. Best known for her mustache and mono-brow, Frida Kahlo rejected conventional standards of beauty. She not only refused to pluck them, but even penciled them darker. Read Less

Short Boxed Dopplebock

Bock - Doppelbock

Doppelbocks contain enough malty goodness that they’ve been considered a meal in a glass for centuries. They are full-bodied and darker than their little… Read More

Doppelbocks contain enough malty goodness that they’ve been considered a meal in a glass for centuries. They are full-bodied and darker than their little Bock brothers with a higher level of alcohol too. The Short Boxed Beard is the right alternative for anyone not looking to go full mountain man. Carefully sculpted and groomed it highlights the cheekbones and emphasizes the jawline, even if you have an extra chin or two to hide. Read Less

Balbo Blueberry Berliner Weiße

Sour - Berliner Weisse

Berliner Weisse is a wheat beer made with both traditional warm-fermenting yeasts and lactobacillus culture. The taste is refreshing, tart, and sour with… Read More

Berliner Weisse is a wheat beer made with both traditional warm-fermenting yeasts and lactobacillus culture. The taste is refreshing, tart, and sour with a pineapple-citric fruit sharpness. The balbo face muffin is a variation of the goatee and mustache in which case the two are not connected. Read Less

Goatee ESB

Bitter - Extra Special / Strong (ESB)

Named for its resemblance to a goat's beard, the classic Goatee if for the man who must mantain somewhat of a “well groomed” look for his corporate gig… Read More

Named for its resemblance to a goat's beard, the classic Goatee if for the man who must mantain somewhat of a “well groomed” look for his corporate gig with the MAN. This ESB is well balanced like the Goatee, and quite bitter like your boss. Read Less

Frida SMaSH Lager

Lager - Pale

Best known for her moustache and monobrow, Frida Kahlo rejected conventional standards of beauty. She not only refused to pluck them, but even pencilled… Read More

Best known for her moustache and monobrow, Frida Kahlo rejected conventional standards of beauty. She not only refused to pluck them, but even pencilled them darker. SMaSH stands for “Single Malt and Single Hops”. Simply choose a base malt and then one hop. This smooth and balanced lager is like a tropical paradise doing the tango in your mouth! Read Less

Blood Orange Pencil Witbier

Wheat Beer - Witbier / Blanche

This Belgian style white ale is cloudy in appearance, with a crisp, slight twang. This comes from the blood orange, Indian coriander, & raw wheat accompanied… Read More

This Belgian style white ale is cloudy in appearance, with a crisp, slight twang. This comes from the blood orange, Indian coriander, & raw wheat accompanied by the lively level of carbonation.
A pencil mustache is a wisp of a stashe “drawn” between your nose and your upper lip. This is a rather neatly trimmed breed of cookie duster. In fact, I would be surprised if you chance upon dusting a cookie. Read Less

Balbo Pineapple Berliner Weisse

Sour - Other

Berliner Weisse is a wheat beer made with both traditional warm-fermenting yeasts and lactobacillus culture. The taste is refreshing, tart, and sour with… Read More

Berliner Weisse is a wheat beer made with both traditional warm-fermenting yeasts and lactobacillus culture. The taste is refreshing, tart, and sour with a pineapple-citric fruit sharpness. The balbo face muffin is a variation of the goatee and mustache in which case the two are not connected. Read Less

Neck Beard Hazy IPA

IPA - New England / Hazy

Like the dirty neck beard it self this hazy IPA our take on a New England style IPA is unfiltered and dirty. It smells of orange, peach and melon. First… Read More

Like the dirty neck beard it self this hazy IPA our take on a New England style IPA is unfiltered and dirty. It smells of orange, peach and melon. First sips are orangy tapering off to a nice bitter grapefruity finish. Read Less

Chevron Dry Irish Stout

Stout - Irish Dry

This thick and wide mustache, is usually worn long to cover the upper lip. The classic "man's man" style. This marvelous manscape was the staple of the… Read More

This thick and wide mustache, is usually worn long to cover the upper lip. The classic "man's man" style. This marvelous manscape was the staple of the 80’s. It pairs perfectly with this no nonsense dry Irish Stout. This rich and smokey tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation. The two together are a match made in Heaven! Read Less