The Great Malvolio

You know, we've always thought that Shakespeare and Mike Judge would get along if given the chance. In fact, we made a beer about it. My thoughts on the topic, and this beer, are best expressed in sonnet form:
Beloved drinkers near and far take note of wond'rous liquid held within glass walls. A tribute to The Band (and all he wrote) whose mirth might roil at t.p. and bungholes. Malvolio was stout, as what's within. Imperial, vanilla, bold as sin! We're certain you'll agree - just take a taste. Your tongue and tum will thank you. Drink posts haste!
- Pinky Show Less