Hypotenjuice

Hypotenjuice is a dank and hazy juice monster, fully hop charged with generous reserves of Citra and Mosaic, followed up with Sabro hops during fermentation for a massive tropical hit. The mash is 40% oats and wheat for that thick and creamy mouthfeel we all love. Rounded out with a subtle bitterness and intense ripe tropical fruit flavours.

Contrary to popular belief, before he was known as “Old Man Pie,” the then unknown Pythagorus was struck one night, mid-feast, with a disproportioned pizza slice. Thus began his lifelong obsession with maximising the topping to surface-area ratio of a slice of pizza to allow for larger hourly beer intake, as well feasting endurance. The famous culmination of his work is Pythagorus’ theorem, appreciated ever since by pizza eating, beer drinkers the world over.
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