"Stop, Hop & Roll" Oatmeal IPA

Are you prepared? Stop, Hop & Roll is a simple safety technique taught to wage-slaves as a component of mental health protection training. It involves three steps that a victim of work should follow to minimize stress in the event of inflamed anxiety: STOP – the victim must stop working, and treat themselves to a pint of this seasonal India Pale Ale. HOP – the victim noses the wafting citrus aromas from the locally-grown hops. ROLL – the victim must roll a mouthful around the palate, savouring the silky mouthfeel contributed by rolled oats in the recipe. If this procedure is conducted properly, the victim of work will experience a sense of security and tension-relief. Extinguish Your Thirst! Show Less