Malternative Facts

Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Heck naw. This beer is lying to you. Or perhaps withholding information. The alibi is a lie too so don’t ask about the person behind the curtain. This Golden Stout appears to be an easy drinking yellow beer but guess what? It tastes like a dark breakfast stout. If we show you the real facts, you’ll discover this to be fermented with local honey and lactose with then later additions of cocoa nibs, cold brewed coffee, and vanilla on Nitro. Grab one now or you will be held in contempt. ADJOURNED!(*insert sound of gavel hit) Show Less