You wanna know how I got this sour?
My creator was… A drinker… And a brewer… And one night, he goes off crazier than usual…
He takes hundreds of kilos of raspberries and sticks those into me. It’s not enough for him. Not..One..Bit.
So, me watching, he takes another half a ton of elderberries, laughing while putting those in. He turns to me and says: "Why so sourious?" He comes at me with more pink himalayan rock salt I’ve ever seen in my life. "Why so sourious?" He pours that pink himalayan rock salt in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face." Show Less