Bezos' Bullshit Bathroom Breaks

Although Bezos has more humble beginnings
than your average billionaires, online book store
to an online everything store (you can get stuff
sent to NZ from Aussie now), not everything he
has done to get to the top has been great. Did
you know that in the USA you can get groceries
delivered to you in 2 hours (Amazon owns
Wholefoods), or most places in the USA. No this
is not a commercial for them, as getting things
picked, packed and delivered that fast does not
allow for very generous bathroom breaks and
well... when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Is this an attractive name for a hazy IPA, no.
But it’s the first thing that came to mind when
thinking about this particular billionaire.
This beer is a hazy white (bald head looking)
IPA made with Simcoe, Mosaic and Azacca
hops which gives you some pineapple, mango,
pine and grapefruit characters. Maybe you sit
down and sip this while buying something
online? Maybe you even bought this beer online
(We can tell you Behemoth’s bathroom break
rules are just fine). Show Less