Yule Juice

It's one of those mysteries that have kept people wondering for years and years: where does Santa go for those 11 months of the year when he's not busy with his sleigh delivering parcels? Well, the childish lot would claim he lives on the North Pole, but seriously? Who in their right mind would spend 11 months of the year on a melting and drifting ice floe? The answer - and this may deprive many of their illusions - is that Santa lives in Tulare County, California. Yes, you heard it first here. Tulare has oranges and nice weather, and Santa and Mama Santa are business folks and run an orange plantation. Actually, oranges are so plentiful here that the rivers, the waterfalls and the lakes are overflowing with orange juice, and who wouldn't Show Less