Beer List

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy
Double India Pale Ale Double Dry Hopped with Citra & Galaxy!

IPA - Imperial / Double
As you all know this is one of our OGs. This beer is karate chopped (aka dry hopped heavily) with Mosaic, Galaxy, & Amarillo. The result is a ninja star… Read More

IPA - Imperial / Double
This beer is the love affair of Master of Karate and Double Orange Starfish! Master of Oranges is generously double dry hopped with Galaxy, Mosaic, Citra,… Read More

IPA - New England / Hazy
Orange Starfish is a Double Dry Hopped IPA with Citra & Galaxy.

Sour - Smoothie / Pastry
The tectonic plates have shifted, letting forth an eruption of gushing blackberries and blueberries. Each burst filled with milk sugar & vanilla for creamsicle… Read More

IPA - New England / Hazy
Power Move is a low ABV juice bomb! This is an India Pale Ale with Chinook, Simcoe, Citra, & Mosaic. Dank, easy drinking, & just what you need to enjoy… Read More

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy
This beer really hits home for us. One of the first beers we ever made and it is one of our favorites. This is a Double India Pale Ale with Citra. On… Read More

IPA - New England / Hazy
Baby Shark is an IPA with a dry-hop treatment of Citra, creating crashing waves of sweet clementine, citrusy grapefruit, stone fruit & soft mango notes. Read More

IPA - Imperial / Double
When exploring the French alps, we came across something we did not know exists. While hiking, Joel screamed “F*ck, that’s a Laser Raptor! I thought they… Read More

IPA - Triple New England / Hazy
Triple Orange Starfish is a Triple India Pale Ale with Citra and Galaxy Hops.

IPA - Milkshake
Grovestand is a Milkshake IPA here to make all your creamsicle dreams come true. We hopped this juicy IPA W/Citra, Mosaic, Oranges & Maltodextrin to round… Read More

IPA - New England / Hazy
Neutrino is an India Pale Ale Double Dry Hopped with Galaxy. This beer has YUGE notes of pineapple, peach, mango, & pine.

IPA - Imperial / Double
Stellar Parallax is a Double India Pale Ale that is dry hopped with Galaxy, Simcoe, & Mosaic. The flavor follows the nose which is Pineapple, Mango, Berries,… Read More

IPA - American
Trite is an India Pale Ale w/ Citra and Simcoe Hops. Notes of citrus, mango, berry, and pine are present.

IPA - American
India Pale Ale that is solely hopped with Citra & Mosaic. The result is a beer with huge aromatics of grapefruit, berry, mango, & naval oranges. The flavor… Read More

IPA - American
Astro Zombie Outbreak? The zombie apocalypse is starting in Herndon. How do you kill an Astro Zombie you ask? You can’t! This beer is generously dry-hopped… Read More

IPA - Triple
Sensei (Double Dry Hopped) is a Triple India Pale Ale & the BIG brother of Master of Karate! Sensei is fermented on our house yeast then hopped with Mosaic,… Read More

IPA - American
This beer was born in Memphis, TN in 1981. After a short stint on a children’s television show, this beer moved on to be the lead vocalist of a popular… Read More

IPA - Milkshake
Sorbet is an IPA with peach and mango. Inspired by Kai’s favorite milkshake from West Chester. Reminiscent of Kai and Claudia’s first date, when they… Read More

IPA - Imperial / Double
Beer Drinking Is Not A Crime is a Double Dry Hopped Double IPA featuring Nelson and Citra hops. The combination of these two hops creates a huge pillowy… Read More

IPA - American
This beer clocks in at 6.0% and packs a ton of flavor. As soon as we pour this beer we can smell the juice! Nose is full of Orange, Pine, Pineapple, Mango,… Read More

IPA - American
The ancient ancestor of the modern day Kangaroo, a VelociRabbit was notorious for herding large amounts of Beach Chickens to their demise. This lower… Read More

IPA - Imperial / Double Milkshake
Have you ever caught your Uncle Johann stealing ripe fruit? Do you even have an Uncle Johann? This all may be confusing to you, but we have this problem.… Read More

IPA - Imperial / Double
DIPA dry-hopped with Mosaic. So lusciously smooth and soft it feels sensual. Sweet berry, ripe peach, & mango, all wrapped up with a perfect dank finish. Read More